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If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
#51
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
(March 11, 2014 at 6:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: 45526_10200620925187862_213890897_n.jpg]
Oh, I just thought of something that would be hilarious to upload to Youtube. Video of Jesus in various movies set to "Whip My Hair" by Willow Smith. ROFLOL Because he has such gorgeous long, flowing locks.
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#52
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
(March 10, 2014 at 10:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Out of curiosity, you listened to [Jesus] speak, you saw him heal,
you witnessed the miracles, etc. How would you of reacted?

I'd arm wrestle him so that I could tell people I was more powerful than the creator of the universe.
jk
Anyway...
I once saw David Copperfield in a large concert hall. He blew my fucking mind. At one point he even flew out over the audience. NO ONE had any clue as to how he did it.
Guess what, that night I prayed to David Copperfield and he now lives inside my heart. He doesn't say anything to me, but I talk to him all the time and I know he loves me. The best part is when he helps me do stuff. Like, yesterday I couldn't find my wallet all day, but when I finally gave my problems over to David, he showed me my wallet when I sat down on the couch to watch TV... there it was!! Even better - this one time, my brother was having a graduation party and it was going to be outside. So I prayed to David Copperfield that it wouldn't rain ........... AND IT DIDN'T!

So yeah, I would totally get on board with Jesus if I saw him doin some sweet miracles. That's how I roll.
Now of course I know that that was just a hypothetical question and that jesus is just an ancient myth, but if you'd like to know the love and peace of David Copperfield, I'd love to answer your questions and lead you on your way to REAL happiness.
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#53
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
I'd think he's a cool guy who knows how to partay
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#54
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
But would jesus pass the joint? Puff puff give...
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#55
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
(March 12, 2014 at 11:02 am)truthBtold Wrote: But would jesus pass the joint? Puff puff give...
If not, Jesus is a douchebag. (The below Youtube video is audio only, no exciting video to watch.)


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#56
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
(March 12, 2014 at 10:28 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(March 11, 2014 at 11:30 am)Fromper Wrote: How can you say that there were miracles back then? The wording of the first post in the thread didn't act like you were treating the miracles as a hypothetical. You acted like they were an assumption. They're not.

You're pretty much asking, "If there was proof of God's existence, would you believe in God's existence?" This isn't a yes or no question. It's a loaded question with only one correct answer. And until there is such proof, either for God's existence or that there were true miracles 2000 years ago, then the question of how to treat that proof isn't even worth discussing.

I didn't ask "If there was proof of God's existence, would you believe in God's existence?" Rather, if there was a Jesus who indeed was performing real miracles how would you respond to that?
Exactly how is "If there was proof of God's existence" different than "if there was a Jesus who indeed was performing real miracles"? Given the Christian assumption of Jesus as God, performing "real miracles" would be proof to support God's existence.

This is like asking "If you were there on the Death Star, and Darth Vader choked you without physically touching you, would you believe in The Force?" It's a loaded question with only one correct answer: "Yes, when faced with indisputable proof of the impossible, I would believe the impossible", which is exactly the same as the only correct answer to your question. And it's equally relevant to your question.
That's MISTER Godless Vegetarian Tree Hugging Hippie Liberal to you.
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#57
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
(March 10, 2014 at 10:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Not that you believe, but let's just say that you lived and witness Jesus as He is described in Scripture. Out of curiosity, you listened to Him speak, you saw him heal, you witnessed the miracles, etc. How would you of reacted?

So it's all about the miracles. Interesting.

And it's "How would you have".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#58
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
(March 12, 2014 at 11:01 am)Cinjin Wrote: I once saw David Copperfield in a large concert hall. He blew my fucking mind. At one point he even flew out over the audience. NO ONE had any clue as to how he did it.
Guess what, that night I prayed to David Copperfield and he now lives inside my heart. He doesn't say anything to me, but I talk to him all the time and I know he loves me.
I'm sorry, but I need you to come clean the coffee spots off my monitor. It's your fault after all.

So, I suppose in your religion this would be considered apostate viewing material?
Will you get disfellowshiped if you're caught watching it?
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#59
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
(March 11, 2014 at 11:56 am)Bad Writer Wrote: Shhhh! You're going to blow this poor fellow's mind!

Were I feeling mean, I'd say that it would take a miracle to hit a target so small.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#60
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
(March 12, 2014 at 11:57 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 11, 2014 at 11:56 am)Bad Writer Wrote: Shhhh! You're going to blow this poor fellow's mind!

Were I feeling mean, I'd say that it would take a miracle to hit a target so small.

But you just...oh, I see what you did there.
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