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Like Father Like Son...or,
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Like Father Like Son...or,
A chip off the old blockhead!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/13/ra...h-worship/

Quote:A little-known United Nations sustainable development plan is behind California’s worst drought in a century, according to conservative pastor Rafael Cruz.

“There is more than one way to confiscate private property,” the father of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said last Saturday in Longview, Texas. “Have any of you heard of Agenda 21? Agenda 21 is all about confiscation of private property. It’s all about the worship of Mother Earth. You know, in California they are trying to tear down all the dams to let the rivers flow freely. They’ve created a drought in southern California to save a little fish, a little minnow.”

Agenda 21 is a non-binding action plan developed by the United Nations to promote “sustainable human settlement development.”
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#2
RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
They created a drought by removing dams? Is that what he's saying? I'm not sure how that works.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#3
RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
Now wait a sec!

I thought the gays were behind the drought.

Nothing like a "conservative pastor" weighing on scientific matters and the weather.
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#4
RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
The gays are the ones trying to remove the dams, obviously.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#5
RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
Damn HoMoSexials. Tryin' to gut my marriage and take away my Chik-Fil-A! Now they're causin' droughts? Tryin' to get rid of my damn dams! Got Dern HoMoSexials!!!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
Quote: I'm not sure how that works.

When a shithead addresses other shitheads, it doesn't matter.
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