Dear Christians
March 20, 2014 at 12:35 pm
(This post was last modified: March 20, 2014 at 12:50 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
I got a question for Protestants and Catholics.
Now I'm a believer, because I can't adequately take care of myself, and know that all things, including beautiful women, fall apart and die. We are never promised tomorrow.
I believe that Jesus was the slaughter lamb that shed His blood for iniquitous slime like me. I believe that Jesus murders a kitten every time I masturbate, along with the other Doctrines that must be embraced, so that I don't spend eternity with a hot poker up my ass.
I believe in Him but still think He's full of shit, and have a lot of animosity + doubt.
He said, "Ask anything of the Father in my name and He will give it to you". Do you believe He wants what's best for everyone? So if a homosexual, pedophile, or serial killer prays to God that they would no longer have such desires, and have a healthy mind, emotions, sexuality ( or what have you), and God could give the grace without costing him a single dingle-berry, why wouldn't he Do it?
Does he want what's best for ALL people? Well then, He must want them to be homosexual, tempted to molest children, or tempted to murder. Otherwise, that would mean he chooses to not do what is best for the person, and therefore, doesn't want what's best for them.
It is scandalous that we have obesity in this country while God walks past the starving and infirm, in the third world; God is Rich as fuck but doesn't feed them. It is an outrage that God is a Father, a strong mighty Father, that watches his children get trafficked, fucked, and murdered. He see's these cold blooded monsters laying waste to the innocent and could easily come to the rescue, yet chooses not to.
What do you think of such a Father? "My daughter is getting molested, I think I'll watch and do nothing as she get's [censored] up the [censored]...even though it wouldn't cost me a a dime to restrain the sick fuck that's doing it.
Do I believe in God? Yes. Does He piss me off. Immeasurably!!!
Catholics and Protestants piss me off! You guys are commanded not to judge lest you be judged. "Do not look at a woman with lust or you have committed adultery with her in your heart. Forgive others or you will not be forgiven. Do unto others as you would have them do to you. love one another as I have loved you" etc. etc. etc....
For the sake of not being a hypocrit, I piss me off, cuz I don't follow those rules. But I prayed to God for the graces to be obedient. He chose not to give them. Funny, I wanted to do his will but He leaves me in the darkness so I can't. How many other sorry son's of Bitches like me are in the same boat? Thanks Jesus!
It's no wonder the world is going to hell in a handbag!
(If this needs to be moved to a debate forum please move it. If it is trollish (cuz I don't seem to grasp the concept) please delete or edit it. Thanks!)
Now I'm a believer, because I can't adequately take care of myself, and know that all things, including beautiful women, fall apart and die. We are never promised tomorrow.
I believe that Jesus was the slaughter lamb that shed His blood for iniquitous slime like me. I believe that Jesus murders a kitten every time I masturbate, along with the other Doctrines that must be embraced, so that I don't spend eternity with a hot poker up my ass.
I believe in Him but still think He's full of shit, and have a lot of animosity + doubt.
He said, "Ask anything of the Father in my name and He will give it to you". Do you believe He wants what's best for everyone? So if a homosexual, pedophile, or serial killer prays to God that they would no longer have such desires, and have a healthy mind, emotions, sexuality ( or what have you), and God could give the grace without costing him a single dingle-berry, why wouldn't he Do it?
Does he want what's best for ALL people? Well then, He must want them to be homosexual, tempted to molest children, or tempted to murder. Otherwise, that would mean he chooses to not do what is best for the person, and therefore, doesn't want what's best for them.
It is scandalous that we have obesity in this country while God walks past the starving and infirm, in the third world; God is Rich as fuck but doesn't feed them. It is an outrage that God is a Father, a strong mighty Father, that watches his children get trafficked, fucked, and murdered. He see's these cold blooded monsters laying waste to the innocent and could easily come to the rescue, yet chooses not to.
What do you think of such a Father? "My daughter is getting molested, I think I'll watch and do nothing as she get's [censored] up the [censored]...even though it wouldn't cost me a a dime to restrain the sick fuck that's doing it.
Do I believe in God? Yes. Does He piss me off. Immeasurably!!!
Catholics and Protestants piss me off! You guys are commanded not to judge lest you be judged. "Do not look at a woman with lust or you have committed adultery with her in your heart. Forgive others or you will not be forgiven. Do unto others as you would have them do to you. love one another as I have loved you" etc. etc. etc....
For the sake of not being a hypocrit, I piss me off, cuz I don't follow those rules. But I prayed to God for the graces to be obedient. He chose not to give them. Funny, I wanted to do his will but He leaves me in the darkness so I can't. How many other sorry son's of Bitches like me are in the same boat? Thanks Jesus!
It's no wonder the world is going to hell in a handbag!
(If this needs to be moved to a debate forum please move it. If it is trollish (cuz I don't seem to grasp the concept) please delete or edit it. Thanks!)