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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 10:08 am
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So I found a swisher sweet stuck inside a lazy boy and looked everywhere for something to light it with. All I had was the stove. I thought about it but instead crawled under the covers with a bottle of moisturizing lotion, looked at some beautiful nude babes, and masturbated, prolonging it as long as possible. I was too lazy to do anything but hose myself when the time came. Using my right as a shield to stop the nimble ones from hitting me in the face.
I tried to love the women in the picture tenderly rather than butcher them. I was somewhat succesfull believe it or not. Maybe I just need to associate sexual stimuli while putting pure desires in the heart and intentions of love and affection, and when that is combined with masturbation, arousal, pleasure, and orgasm, it will in time become habitual to think about loving them rather than killing them.
Jesus must be proud of me right about now 
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 12:58 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 2:10 am)futilethewinds Wrote: (March 23, 2014 at 1:50 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I was seven and I freaked out my mom by declaring I wanted to marry my life size Barbie. Man, I don't know if you were just less exposed to shame and guilt by your peers than I was or if I was just hyper-aware of what was expected of me or what, but I ended all my Barbie games with Barbie making out with Debbie or the Pink Power Ranger, if no one was watching. If someone was watching, I played the same game, which was family, only when I played alone, you see, Ken was always at work (which meant he was still in my closet) and Debbie helped Barbie watch the kids. When someone else was watching, Barbie, Debbie, and Ken took care of the kids TOGETHER. I NEVER would have told ANYONE how the game was different when I played alone.
As I got older I also COMPLETELY avoided the topic of attraction and sexuality, even in my encouraging, sex-positive family, where a common practice now is debating which chicks on a particular show are hot. They were doing that without me, I just wasn't participating yet. Partially because I didn't even want to think about it yet. I just wasn't ready. But also because we never actually had a conversation about homosexuality. I knew that probably my mother had no problem with it in theory, but I had no idea if it might be different if her own child was gay.
You'd best believe I'm going to talk about it with my kid or kids, and reassure them that I'll still love them just the same no matter what, even if they turn out to be heterosexual.
(March 23, 2014 at 2:04 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Also, when you women say you masturbate daily or three times a week, that doesn't mean you simply play with yourself. It means you get the job done right? I don't see the point in masturbating and then just quitting before orgasm. I mean, why bother?
I think my mum just wants to ignore the subject altogether, she's still surprised that I drink. I just took enough hints from school, and home not to mention it. I guess I perceptive that way or something, though when I was in middle school everyone thought I was a total freak because I still thought boys were gross and I just wanted to read.
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March 23, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Just wanted to read? Thats so sexy 
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March 23, 2014 at 1:06 pm
U are a sweet little oddball Thunder
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March 23, 2014 at 1:17 pm
Blood is causing something to swell when u talk 2 me like that
There may even b a small emission of (censored)
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March 23, 2014 at 2:46 pm
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Sweet, in a very strange way, but sweet nonetheless.
But yes, I also had no interest in boys when I was in middle school. And I suddenly had an active libido and saw all girls and women as sex objects because my hormones were completely out of control and I felt SO FUCKING GUILTY about it. I actively disliked them in elementary school, and I made a few of them I felt justified in disliking totally and completely hate their lives in a way so subtle that the teachers did not know it was even happening at all. I'm not at all proud that I was ever a bully, but I am proud at my considerable skill at being one. Bullying LIKE A BOSS.
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March 23, 2014 at 2:54 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 2:46 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Sweet, in a very strange way, but sweet nonetheless.
But yes, I also had no interest in boys when I was in middle school. And I suddenly had an active libido and saw all girls and women as sex objects because my hormones were completely out of control and I felt SO FUCKING GUILTY about it. I actively disliked them in elementary school, and I made a few of them I felt justified in disliking totally and completely hate their lives in a way so subtle that the teachers did not know it was even happening at all. I'm not at all proud that I was ever a bully, but I am proud at my considerable skill at being one. Bullying LIKE A BOSS.
Have you gotten your redwings?
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March 23, 2014 at 3:02 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 2:46 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Sweet, in a very strange way, but sweet nonetheless.
But yes, I also had no interest in boys when I was in middle school. And I suddenly had an active libido and saw all girls and women as sex objects because my hormones were completely out of control and I felt SO FUCKING GUILTY about it. I actively disliked them in elementary school, and I made a few of them I felt justified in disliking totally and completely hate their lives in a way so subtle that the teachers did not know it was even happening at all. I'm not at all proud that I was ever a bully, but I am proud at my considerable skill at being one. Bullying LIKE A BOSS. I never a bully. I was quiet and rather disdainful of other students if they didn't reach my level of wealth or intellect. I usually actively avoided them hiding in the library when I could, and keeping my mouth shut when I couldn't. Now I realize they probably thought I was a snob, and they weren't wrong. But I'm also someone who likes to avoid conflict at all costs.
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March 23, 2014 at 3:04 pm
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(March 23, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Have you gotten your redwings? Huh? *Consults Google* Well, the entire first page of results for "red wings" are just sports, and that can't be right, so obviously this isn't working. Maybe if I try Urban Dictionary. *Consults Urban Dictionary* Oh...
Yes, totally. And I'm down for that experience whenever it may come up. I don't see why anyone would have a problem with it or think it is gross, though apparently some people do and some women simply will have no sexual contact with anyone while they are on their period. This seems like a great loss to me, because Sue Johanson said that orgasms actually speed up blood flow and result in a SHORTER period. Also, I am SO horny when I am on my period and my orgasms are immensely better. That may just be my experience alone, I really don't know.
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March 23, 2014 at 3:14 pm
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(March 23, 2014 at 3:02 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: (March 23, 2014 at 2:46 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Sweet, in a very strange way, but sweet nonetheless. I never a bully. I was quiet and rather disdainful of other students if they didn't reach my level of wealth or intellect. I usually actively avoided them hiding in the library when I could, and keeping my mouth shut when I couldn't. Now I realize they probably thought I was a snob, and they weren't wrong. But I'm also someone who likes to avoid conflict at all costs.
What exactly do you mean by level of wealth? In what ways are you rich?
(March 23, 2014 at 3:04 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: (March 23, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Have you gotten your redwings? Huh? *Consults Google* Well, the entire first page of results for "red wings" are just sports, and that can't be right, so obviously this isn't working. Maybe if I try Urban Dictionary. *Consults Urban Dictionary* Oh...
Yes, totally. And I'm down for that experience whenever it may come up. I don't see why anyone would have a problem with it or think it is gross, though apparently some people do and some women simply will have no sexual contact with anyone while they are on their period. This seems like a great loss to me, because Sue Johanson said that orgasms actually speed up blood flow and result in a SHORTER period. Also, I am SO horny when I am on my period and my orgasms are immensely better. That may just be my experience alone, I really don't know.
Hubba! Hubba! 
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