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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 10:32 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 10:30 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (March 23, 2014 at 10:19 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I think this is partially enforced by society. I could "crank one out in the kitchen" too, and I know guys who really like moods set to a nicety. It's just not "girly" to be like the former or "manly" to be like the latter.
Really? I don't know. I mean sex is definitely better when there is a mood, when I feel connected, when I feel one with my partner. I guess in that sense men and women are similar. But I don't need it. Most of the women I've talked to about masturbating say they need the right music, the right lighting, the right mood in order to accomplish the task. I need no such thing. I need my hand and a sock.
I don't mean to extrapolate my experience to everyone's, of course this is not a rule. But I do think it speaks for the majority.
No, not all women are alike. lol Sometimes, we just want sex...carnal pleasure, just like men. And I know men who have to be in relationships before having sex.
Guess everyone is different.
I will say this. If I'm angry with someone, then I can't. lol
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 10:37 pm
(This post was last modified: March 23, 2014 at 10:40 pm by thesummerqueen.)
(March 23, 2014 at 10:30 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Really? I don't know. I mean sex is definitely better when there is a mood, when I feel connected, when I feel one with my partner. I guess in that sense men and women are similar.
I think this is what most women mean. Masturbation's definitely better with all the trappings, but if I gotta scratch an itch, then I scratch it. I don't clothe it in velvet and massage it.
(March 23, 2014 at 10:32 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I will say this. If I'm angry with someone, then I can't. lol
Hate-sex. It's A Thing.
(March 23, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Rahul Wrote: (March 23, 2014 at 10:19 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I think this is partially enforced by society. I could "crank one out in the kitchen" too,
That's hot.
Since my kitchen is across from a wall of windows, my neighbors agree.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 10:40 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 10:32 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I will say this. If I'm angry with someone, then I can't. lol
What? No grudge f***s?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 10:43 pm
How about makeup sex when your partner is the only one who has really made up? Great sex. Amazing, amazing sex.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 10:43 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 10:30 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (March 23, 2014 at 10:19 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I think this is partially enforced by society. I could "crank one out in the kitchen" too, and I know guys who really like moods set to a nicety. It's just not "girly" to be like the former or "manly" to be like the latter.
Really? Oh, goody, a chance to use a meme!
Brokenquill, it is a picture of an owl and the caption says "YA RLY" which in case you didn't know is a way of saying "Yeah really" on the internet, but it's really important you say it that way because that is THE MEME. I have no explanation for this one and I have no idea why it is funny, or even if it is at all funny. But there is a Youtube video in the "Know Your Meme" series that covers this exact meme. I don't know off the top of my head if this video discussion of how this meme got started and why requires sight in order to understand, (Like I just don't know if critical information is given in purely visual form), but I hope you get some kind of benefit from it if you decide to "watch" it. Should I just say "listen" to it? Because I'm guessing that is what you will actually be doing.
Can you tell that I am absolutely clueless about what is offensive to say to someone who is not sighted but I am trying my hardest NOT to say it? Because I desperately do not want to be more of THAT to you. You should not even have THAT in your life at all. Unfortunately, every kind of being different in the world comes with some version of THAT. Fuck THAT.
Now, the meme in visual form.
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Oh man, for like 30 seconds, I totally derped and forgot how I would possibly get the exact URL for this image. I was a n00b for approximately 30 seconds. How embarrassing and tragic.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 10:46 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 10:40 pm)Rahul Wrote: (March 23, 2014 at 10:32 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I will say this. If I'm angry with someone, then I can't. lol
What? No grudge f***s?
(March 23, 2014 at 10:43 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: How about makeup sex when your partner is the only one who has really made up? Great sex. Amazing, amazing sex.
make up sex yes. lol but, if i'm truly upset...my mind is elsewhere. my mind has to be willing first, then my body follows. lol
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 23, 2014 at 10:47 pm
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(March 23, 2014 at 10:32 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: No, not all women are alike. lol Sometimes, we just want sex...carnal pleasure, just like men. And I know men who have to be in relationships before having sex.
Guess everyone is different.
I will say this. If I'm angry with someone, then I can't. lol Oh, man. Even if I don't actually like the person or once did but don't anymore, even if I actively DISLIKE the person, I can and I will enjoy it. And I know this from direct experience, which is probably odd considering how admittedly very limited my sexual experience actually is. And this probably is something I should be concerned about, but...
NAHHHHHHHHHHH.
I'm pretty sure that it will always be true that if there is a sexual experience to be had, I should definitely have it.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 24, 2014 at 12:37 am
Futile it looks to me like you retired for the night. As you know I didn't sleep last night or today and won't probably be sleeping tonight either. If you wanted to pull an all nighter with me we can talk about all the gay things that turn you on and you can pm me your phone number and I'll call and sing to you in latin and we can both masturbate simultaneously 
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 24, 2014 at 5:00 am
(March 24, 2014 at 12:37 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Futile it looks to me like you retired for the night. As you know I didn't sleep last night or today and won't probably be sleeping tonight either. If you wanted to pull an all nighter with me we can talk about all the gay things that turn you on and you can pm me your phone number and I'll call and sing to you in latin and we can both masturbate simultaneously Thanks for the offer, but that is not what I feel like doing right now.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 24, 2014 at 9:38 pm
I try every Christmas 
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