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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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How Often Do You Masturbate?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 7:28 pm)Rahul Wrote: Having friends with benefits is also a major cause of divorce.

Avoid marriage, avoid divorce. See how easy that is?
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Another stat to note, way more Christians (like triple the percentage) get divorced than Atheists.

I can imagine the stunned looks on all of your faces right now. :p

Those aren't true christians™.

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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2014 at 8:08 pm by *Deidre*.)
(March 20, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Cialis is better. I have plenty of lead in my pencil - I just need someone to write to.


Aw. The right person will come along some day. That's the extent of my cliches. Big Grin
(March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Avoid marriage, avoid divorce. See how easy that is?
Big Grin

Another stat to note, way more Christians (like triple the percentage) get divorced than Atheists.

I can imagine the stunned looks on all of your faces right now. :p

Those aren't true christians™.

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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:11 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Cialis is better. I have plenty of lead in my pencil - I just need someone to write to.


Aw. The right person will come along some day. That's the extent of my cliches. Big Grin
(March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Beccs Wrote: Those aren't true christians™.

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Hehe "trademark"

We need to invent more cliches.

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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:15 pm
At least twice a day if I don't have sex, and only once if I do. I know, I know, I'm a greedy, horny bastard. Big Grin
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:18 pm
3-4x weekly. I always say sex and masturbation are like eating and drinking. They go down the same hole, but serve very different purposes.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:24 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Aw. The right person will come along some day.

I don't want to drag this out here and try everyone's patience, but she already did.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:37 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2014 at 8:39 pm by *Deidre*.)
(March 20, 2014 at 8:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Aw. The right person will come along some day.

I don't want to drag this out here and try everyone's patience, but she already did.

I don't know this story. Is this a break up you had? Sad
(March 20, 2014 at 8:18 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: 3-4x weekly. I always say sex and masturbation are like eating and drinking. They go down the same hole, but serve very different purposes.

Um um uh er...hmmm

That's all I got. Big Grin
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:40 pm
Sorry for being obscure, I don't know who knows and who doesn't. She died four years ago. She was 31. We were together for nine years.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:48 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Avoid marriage, avoid divorce.

It's a little late for me. I've been married 11 years. :p
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:50 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 8:48 pm)Rahul Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Avoid marriage, avoid divorce.

It's a little late for me. I've been married 11 years. :p

In that case, just avoid divorce.

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