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How Often Do You Masturbate?
#21
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Less when I'm in a relationship, but I'd say on average...3 to 5 times a week. Something like that.

Yeah, similar for me, except my average is about seven times higher (hey, don't judge me! Big Grin). Often my main goal is extending one session for as long as I can hold out, and on those days it's less about quantity.

I just enjoy sex, that's all.

(March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I used to Chronically masturbate multiple times a day but I've learned it causes more perversions and addiction.

I don't think that's strictly true. It's definitely possible to become addicted and that will obviously lead to doing it more, just like one can get addicted to anything pleasurable, but I don't see any causal connection between masturbation and 'perversions'.
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#22
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 6:22 pm)truthBtold Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: lol not going to ask ^^ Big Grin

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Clowns make people laugh and you are comparing that to...
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#23
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 6:12 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm)Chad32 Wrote: That's what we seem to be biologically geared towards.
Unfortunately, in our culture, most people expect monogamy. -_-

lifelong monogamy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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#24
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Daily usually. I go through dry spells sometimes.
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#25
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
I don't believe that life long monogamy is necessary to being happy. I actually think I like the idea of "friends with benefits" more and more, these days. lol
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#26
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 6:40 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I actually think I like the idea of "friends with benefits" more and more, these days. lol

^This. Most marriages end up in divorce, and many of those that don't are only because the partners don't want to go through the whole process of a divorce.

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#27
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 6:40 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I don't believe that life long monogamy is necessary to being happy. I actually think I like the idea of "friends with benefits" more and more, these days. lol

I'm discovering more and more that friends with benefits is better than many other options.

That's exactlt what a friend and I tried out last weekend.

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#28
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 7:00 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 6:40 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I don't believe that life long monogamy is necessary to being happy. I actually think I like the idea of "friends with benefits" more and more, these days. lol

I'm discovering more and more that friends with benefits is better than many other options.

That's exactlt what a friend and I tried out last weekend.

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Ahhh! And so now, you're BEST friends. hehe
Good for you!! Big Grin
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#29
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
* Stimbo has a envy *
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#30
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Actually, while fewer people are getting married these days, those that do are much less likely to get divorced than the previous generation.
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