How Often Do You Masturbate?

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Wish I cld show u how it works. Eventually no emissions
After 2nd one or so

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I dont try the anal stim not my dept

I don't blame you, but lots of guys (not just gay and bi guys) like it a lot.

[Phatt Matt s]

I'm heartbroken

[*Deidre*]

Men can have multiple orgasms? O_o

I've learned so much here.

And if they have ANAL orgasms, they get waves of pleasure all over their body, like females have when they orgasm. I learned that from a gay friend.

Interesting. I've been with guys who can "go" again in an hour or so but not multiple orgasms. Which is good because then the focus stays on me having them.

[Phatt Matt s]

I'm happy 4 u and the lucky fella

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The multiple org is strictly w masturbation cuz required impracticle postures and extreme muscle tension and works better on the back and needs really quick stimulation of one area of the *&%$#

[Cyberman]

Very occasionally, I try for a second big bang, but I don't always get it which can be frustrating. I've never done it to the point of knocking myself out though - not masturbation, anyway. (That was one hell of a morning and she made me late for work. Had a hell of a job explaining that one to the manager...)

I dont try the anal stim not my dept

Thanks, but I didn't ask.

Oh wait; I just realised you weren't addressing me

[The Valkyrie]

Very occasionally, I try for a second big bang, but I don't always get it which can be frustrating. I've never done it to the point of knocking myself out though - not masturbation, anyway. (That was one hell of a morning and she made me late for work. Had a hell of a job explaining that one to the manager...)

I dont try the anal stim not my dept

Thanks, but I didn't ask.

Oh wait; I just realised you weren't addressing me

Be careful . . . he will . . .

[Phatt Matt s]

I hope you get to heaven

So when u speak of a second big bang do u know what I mean about it coming a lot quicker than the first?

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lol not going to ask ^^

Its a funny clown.. not those scary clowns that are at gramma and grandpas house staring at u from the corner of the room in the middle of the night

Lmfao

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Having friends with benefits is also a major cause of divorce.

True lol

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Having friends with benefits is also a major cause of divorce.

Avoid marriage, avoid divorce. See how easy that is?


Another stat to note, way more Christians (like triple the percentage) get divorced than Atheists.

I can imagine the stunned looks on all of your faces right now. :p

Tell me more

[Cyberman]

I hope you get to heaven

Hey, you can go off people y'know!

So when u speak of a second big bang do u know what I mean about it coming a lot quicker than the first?

It depends. Most of the time it's like trying to land a plane in a storm - wrestling with the joystick to keep on course. Often I have to bail out.

But just occasionally, yeah. Then I probably look like the deflated airbag that I feel like.

[Phatt Matt s]

How old r u

[Cyberman]

Old enough to know better

I was born in 1969 and the world trembled.