Half Sheep half Goat born in Ireland

[downbeatplumb]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26870598

He said he witnessed a goat mating with ewes on his farm during "tupping" season five months ago, but had given the matter little thought until the geep appeared,

[Fidel_Castronaut]

CUTE! Fucking hell I'm such a sucker for cute animals. They really melt my fucking heart.

[NoraBrimstone]

Oh. My. Shit.

It's going to kill us all!

[Minimalist]

He said he witnessed a goat mating with ewes on his farm during "tupping" season five months ago,

Farmer is probably happy that he didn't end up being the father.

[KUSA]

^^^^ that's terrible min you should be ashamed.

[Minimalist]

And that reminds me of...................

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fuck one goat..."

[Chad32]

First mules are making other mules, and now we have a geep. He's adorable, and it's good that he's healthy and the farmer isn't intending to slaughter it. A healthy geep will rake in more money from visitors than what it's meat would give.

What would you name a sheep with horns?

[Marsellus Wallace]

What would you name a sheep with horns?

satan

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

First mules are making other mules, and now we have a geep. He's adorable, and it's good that he's healthy and the farmer isn't intending to slaughter it. A healthy geep will rake in more money from visitors than what it's meat would give.

What would you name a sheep with horns?

I believe the generally accepted term is 'sheep'. Duh.

Boru

[Chad32]

I wasn't aware that sheep had horns. Why would we call a half goat sheep with horns a sheep?