Stanley's Adventure Story

[Cinjin]

This may be too cerebral a game for many of you, but I'll give it a try. We're all writing a single shared story using emoticons.

RULES
1. You have to give a single sentence or two explaining the four emoticons presented in the previous post.
2. You must then provide four more emoticons for the next member to interpret and continue the story. So on and so forth.
3. You cannot overlook any emoticon but you may use them in any order you prefer.
3. Emoticons ONLY! NO Pics!

EXAMPLE:
Member X post:

:

[Cinjin]

EXAMPLE CONTINUED:

Member Y post:

I was at the theater when I saw : a demon threatening me with a giant foam thumb.
[And then of course Member Y would post their 4 new emoticons]


REMEMBER: Try to keep it short & sweet and the story OPEN-ENDED. Oh and of course, don't be afraid to be ridiculous.
Alright, so whoever wants to play first - here's your four emoticons ...

[BECAUSE ONLY 10 IMAGES ARE ALLOWED, YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO ENTIRELY QUOTE THE PREVIOUS POST]

[rexbeccarox]

The inevitable duel was called by Professor of Philosophy Watkins when Stanley, a student of his, found hilarity in the professor's claim that the Earth was at one time flat. Upon the bloody triumph, Stan cut up the remains of the professor, and ate a hearty stew .

[Cinjin]

Rather than 'turning the other cheek,' the angry mob of christians hung the atheist for eating the professor -- upon which
Stan's soul was escorted to hell where he was surprised to find himself sharing a cookie with Groucho Marx.




What happens to Stan next? Here's 4 emoticons to tell us:

[Phatt Matt s]

I'm not sure if I'm playing the game right but I'll try



I woke up in the morning hung over

drank like a fish,

then went to the mosque to pray daytime prayer with the Muslims;

he Imam smelled alcohol on my breath and shouted Infidel, and threw me out of the Mosque because it is forbidden for Muslims to drink booze.


(I actually did go to a mosque in Buffalo new york and a Palestinian guy made me sit in the back and told me he smelled alcohol on my breath and that it was forbidden, so this was based on a true story)

[Cinjin]

Not quite there Thunder Cunt.

The thing is you have to continue the story, not just make up whatever.

Try it again from scratch. Hint: the character in the story is currently in Hell. Work from there ... or someone else can grab it if they beat you to it.

Rather than 'turning the other cheek,' the angry mob of christians hung the atheist for eating the professor -- upon which
Stan's soul was escorted to hell where he was surprised to find himself sharing a cookie with Groucho Marx.




What happens to Stan next? Here's 4 emoticons to tell us:

[Darth]

Through hard work and determination, including many a early morning , Stanly was able to rise through the ranks and eventually usurp the crown of the previous ruler named Cin, . While Stanly celebrated at his post coronation bash , the previous ruler, understandably miffed, plotted his revenge.


Next four:

[Cinjin]

After 1000 years of jerking off in hell Stanley got bored and with a clever disguise, he escaped Hell. Now back at home with a few close friends he found himself sickened to find that the entire planet had fallen into a zombie apocalypse.


Next four:

[Phatt Matt s]

So after 1,000 yeaers of jerking off Stanley's first move was to hire a prostitute;

they took many hits from the but preferred Angel Dust, LSD, and Nitris Oxide. He didn't have money to pay her for the copious amount of sex and drugs, so he followed his initial impulse which was to empty a clip into her ,
gutted her, and ate her intestines with His zombie from Hell.

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next four:

[StealthySkeptic]

After the zombie ate the hooker and the entirety of the rest of the town, Stanley tried to get an abandoned horse to start with a stick, but it was out of hay.



Then the Department of Stupidity Department intervened and arrested Stanley for idiotic possession of a zombie and moronically causing the apocalypse. But Stanley was all like



And the zombie was all like BRAINS and attacked the Stupidity officers. What happened next had to be dismembered to earn an R rating from the MPAA.



*****

Next time on Stanley's Great Adventure...