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We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 15, 2014 at 11:42 pm
(April 10, 2014 at 4:49 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I'll go first. Big Grin

I want to kill my iPhone.
:/

My iPhone wants to kill itself.

... This pleases me Smile
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#132
RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 15, 2014 at 11:57 pm
The a/c is too cool.

Waaaaah.
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#133
RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 16, 2014 at 12:23 am
Having to shove a condom filled with clean urine up my ass every day before work in case I am randomly selected for a drug test.
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#134
RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 16, 2014 at 12:27 am
(May 16, 2014 at 12:23 am)Heywood Wrote: Having to shove a condom filled with clean urine up my ass every day before work in case I am randomly selected for a drug test.

LOLWUT?
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#135
RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 16, 2014 at 12:59 am
(May 16, 2014 at 12:23 am)Heywood Wrote: Having to shove a condom filled with clean urine up my ass every day before work in case I am randomly selected for a drug test.

Whose urine? Obviously not your own!
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#136
RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 16, 2014 at 1:05 am
I've laughed at everyone's answers on this page! Lol!!!
Big Grin
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 16, 2014 at 1:13 am
(May 9, 2014 at 1:39 am)max-greece Wrote: Every-time the number of devices on my wireless network approaches 10 my router reboots. It seems to be the mobile devices (ipads, phones and android tablets) that cause the most problems.

I do not know why this is happening. I have even tried giving everyone a fixed ip address.

Its really pissing me off.

Sorry - that was a real first world problem.

Update:

Nothing to do with the number of devices. Everything to do with the last device being a new ipad mini.

When I am streaming video from a particular site and my daughter logs on through the ipad the network crashes.

How weird is that!!!???

Since we figured it out the network hasn't rebooted for over a week now.
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#138
RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 16, 2014 at 1:50 am
There's only a pint of ice cream in a pint of Ben and Jerry's - what do you mean we have to split it?
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#139
RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 16, 2014 at 1:52 am
(May 16, 2014 at 1:13 am)max-greece Wrote:
(May 9, 2014 at 1:39 am)max-greece Wrote: Every-time the number of devices on my wireless network approaches 10 my router reboots. It seems to be the mobile devices (ipads, phones and android tablets) that cause the most problems.

I do not know why this is happening. I have even tried giving everyone a fixed ip address.

Its really pissing me off.

Sorry - that was a real first world problem.

Update:

Nothing to do with the number of devices. Everything to do with the last device being a new ipad mini.

When I am streaming video from a particular site and my daughter logs on through the ipad the network crashes.

How weird is that!!!???

Since we figured it out the network hasn't rebooted for over a week now.

Let me guess - cheap consumer wireless router?
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 16, 2014 at 2:04 am
My dog snores like a human. Loud. And it both makes me laugh and keeps me awake.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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