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We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
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Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher.
I got laid off yesterday
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. 
Fuck, Lemon, that's not a first world problem! Hope everything works out, man!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. (May 22, 2014 at 3:14 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Fuck, Lemon, that's not a first world problem! Hope everything works out, man! Yes it is. Most of you can't find a job in the third world and in the second world they either fire you or make you disappear.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. 
I don't have enough room for my new 60 inch TV
Sounds like it's time for some drywall excavation!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- 
My car died. So mum gave me her car and bought a brand new one.
Here's the problem, the tyres are going bald and I just had to fork out $600 for a new set. The same thing happened last time she gave me a car. :-( 
I'm lazy.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. (May 22, 2014 at 9:18 pm)Little lunch Wrote: My car died. So mum gave me her car and bought a brand new one. New tires? That's it? Jesus last time my old man gave me a car it died in 2 weeks. Shame too as it was a beautiful car.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. 
I said oh lawd Jeebus it's a fire!
I ain't have no shoes no nothin Jeebus I got bronchitis Ain't nobody got time fo dat! No really I have never had bronchitis before so I don't know if it's bronchitis. Whatever it is it's like trying to breathe through a straw while hot lava is pouring down your throat. It's like it's feeling a little delirious while your whole body aches and you can't stop movin in slow motion. And my neck feels swollen on one side |
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