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We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
#11
RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
Patients and their access to certain things.

Tell them to change their diet to stay healthy after surgery. But they don't.

*Insertinsanescreamemotehere!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#12
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My really good and expensive (but got them for a bargain!) headphones my parents gave to me for my birthday doesn't fit my head just right and makes my ears throb. Sad
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#13
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-I think it's far too long when a movie of 1.5 gigabytes takes 15 minutes to download.

-My computer, which could contain all the books in all the libraries in the world and instantly connects me to people all over the globe basically for free, has a fan that is a little too loud.

-I get enraged when I get junk mail despite the fact that I have a 'no junk mail' sign on my door.






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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#14
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Can't help with the generic junkmail, but if you're getting god-squad callers try this on your door:

[Image: AtheistHousehold.gif]
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#15
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My mum doesn't wanna take me shopping!
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#16
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(April 10, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Can't help with the generic junkmail, but if you're getting god-squad callers try this on your door:

[Image: AtheistHousehold.gif]

I like it.

I 'm making up my own that basically says, "This is an atheist household. Don't knock if you intend to push religious beliefs or leave your cult documentation."
Dying to live, living to die.
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#17
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I have so much food its hard not to over eat.
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#18
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I can retire right now and live a comparatively comfortable life of leisure.

In Afghanistan.
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#19
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(April 10, 2014 at 9:16 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I can retire right now and live a comparatively comfortable life of leisure.

In Afghanistan.

Hint:

Don't tell them you're an atheist.

Wink Shades
Dying to live, living to die.
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#20
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(April 10, 2014 at 9:18 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(April 10, 2014 at 9:16 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I can retire right now and live a comparatively comfortable life of leisure.

In Afghanistan.

Hint:

Don't tell them you're an atheist.

See that's part of my problem. Damn near anywhere I'd be able to retire to is overrun with god-botherers.
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