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Heaven is Real
#1
Heaven is Real
Huh?

Oh! No. I don't believe that bullshit, I'm just here to drop this link to this fucking atrocity of a book that has been made into a movie that looks even more atrocious.

I tried to read this book because, hey, self-torture makes you smart, dontcha know? I didn't do a good job of succeeding, and I ended up laughing too hard at the library, had to be told to be quiet, apologized, left, lost my place on the page, and that was all it took for me to stop reading. Losing my place on the page. Man, even Twilight had me reading to the end for the sake of reading the literary equivalent of a trainwreck.

True story.

Here's the trailer.





That sound you are hearing is the sound of your brain trying to reject the idea that we are still living in an age where this will, beyond a shadow of a doubt, be a smash hit at the box office and usher in a year's worth of schmaltzy feel-good Christian evangelism via cinema.

You know I'm right.

...Unfortunately.

I don't want to be, I just am going to be.
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#2
RE: Heaven is Real
But it's based on a TRUE story.
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#3
RE: Heaven is Real
Hey now, be fair.

They make movies for children.....

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They should be allowed to make movies for idiots, too!

At least it gets them out of their fucking churches for a couple of hours.
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#4
RE: Heaven is Real


This is all an elaboration based on a 3 year old's NDE. Lame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl...dUGoFTfP7w
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#5
RE: Heaven is Real
(April 15, 2014 at 5:03 pm)rasetsu Wrote:

This is all an elaboration based on a 3 year old's NDE. Lame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl...dUGoFTfP7w

The comments from the brainwashed on YouTube to that video is the sad bit.

"I can't wait to go to heaven!" (paraphrased) sums up what a death cult these people belong to.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#6
RE: Heaven is Real
All of these stupid religious movies coming out are pissing me off.
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#7
RE: Heaven is Real
I'm willing to give odds that this film's gross won't cover the catering budget for 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier'.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#8
RE: Heaven is Real
(April 15, 2014 at 12:37 pm)KUSA Wrote: But it's based on a TRUE story.

For some values of "based on" and "true".
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#9
RE: Heaven is Real
(April 15, 2014 at 5:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm willing to give odds that this film's gross won't cover the catering budget for 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier'.

I'm having a hard time quantifying how much that is. It sounds like a lot.

Can you translate that value to a multiple of Axl Rose's annual cocaine budget?
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RE: Heaven is Real
(April 15, 2014 at 5:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 12:37 pm)KUSA Wrote: But it's based on a TRUE story.

For some values of "based on" and "true".

And 'story'.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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