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Vicar tells kids Santa isn't real!
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Vicar tells kids Santa isn't real!
We seem to have one every year, here is this year's offering...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-30532016

Arrogant fantasy believer in telling someone else that their fantasy isn't true shocker.

It would be funny if stuff like this didn't happen every day.
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RE: Vicar tells kids Santa isn't real!
So he tells children that Santa isn't real, and is forced to apologize. I hope he wasn't also forced to recant, because then in a few years the children will find out that the guy was right all along and was crucified for it... BY THEIR PARENTS.
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Oh boy, did that make me laugh Big Grin Irony on a stick.
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RE: Vicar tells kids Santa isn't real!
Quote:Norfolk trainee vicar tells kids 'Santa's not real'


But I bet the idiot thinks 'jesus' is.
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RE: Vicar tells kids Santa isn't real!
(December 18, 2014 at 4:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Norfolk trainee vicar tells kids 'Santa's not real'


But I bet the idiot thinks 'jesus' is.

That's the irony.
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RE: Vicar tells kids Santa isn't real!
Just making children cry about Santa isn't as bad as making them commit fellatio.
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