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Google glass!
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Google glass!
Behold the unwailment...

GOOGLE glass has been unleached unto the world!!!

It is not "glasses". It is glass. Because there is only one glass.

One glass to fit your eye. One glass to find your eye, and in the GOOGLE bind them.

It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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RE: Google glass!
(April 16, 2014 at 4:14 pm)sven Wrote: Behold the unwailment...

GOOGLE glass has been unleached unto the world!!!

It is not "glasses". It is glass. Because there is only one glass.

One glass to fit your eye. One glass to find your eye, and in the GOOGLE bind them.

It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.

I nominate fr0d0.

Smile
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Google glass!
I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if a million souls all pointed and laughed all at once.
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RE: Google glass!
(April 16, 2014 at 4:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if a million souls all pointed and laughed all at once.
I thought 'it' would make me a babe-magnetosaurus... But 'it' makes people point me out to their friends, so that they may join them in mocking me!






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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RE: Google glass!
(April 16, 2014 at 4:51 pm)sven Wrote:
(April 16, 2014 at 4:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if a million souls all pointed and laughed all at once.
I thought 'it' would make me a babe-magnetosaurus... But 'it' makes people point me out to their friends, so that they may join them in mocking me!

Such is the fate of the glasshole.
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RE: Google glass!
(April 16, 2014 at 5:03 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(April 16, 2014 at 4:51 pm)sven Wrote: I thought 'it' would make me a babe-magnetosaurus... But 'it' makes people point me out to their friends, so that they may join them in mocking me!

Such is the fate of the glasshole.
Indubitably
But the bearers of the glass (note carefully my use of SINGULAR here) must perhaps bear their burden, until it becomes socially acceptable to wear A FUCKING CAMERA ON YOUR HEAD!!!

Hm. I just thought of a use for that.






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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RE: Google glass!
(April 16, 2014 at 5:11 pm)sven Wrote: But the bearers of the glass (note carefully my use of SINGULAR here) must perhaps bear their burden, until it becomes socially acceptable to wear A FUCKING CAMERA ON YOUR HEAD!!!

Hm. I just thought of a use for that.

Rectal exams?
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RE: Google glass!
(April 16, 2014 at 5:23 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(April 16, 2014 at 5:11 pm)sven Wrote: But the bearers of the glass (note carefully my use of SINGULAR here) must perhaps bear their burden, until it becomes socially acceptable to wear A FUCKING CAMERA ON YOUR HEAD!!!

Hm. I just thought of a use for that.

Rectal exams?
No. Something else, my friend.... Something.... else.






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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#9
RE: Google glass!
The sad thing is it could be so much more than a camera strapped to your head. Imagine walking into a museum and being given a pair. Wherever you go you get as much information as you want on any given exhibit - including VR videos of how it used to look. As the set incorporates GPS you could even walk around an exhibit and see how it was from all angles.

I've done some work at the Acropolis museum where they are doing similar things on tablets for school tours. The kids hold the tablets up to see statues as they were back when they were made. With Glass - no tablet. It just could be so brilliant its heart-braking.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Google glass!
(April 16, 2014 at 5:31 pm)max-greece Wrote: The sad thing is it could be so much more than a camera strapped to your head. Imagine walking into a museum and being given a pair. Wherever you go you get as much information as you want on any given exhibit - including VR videos of how it used to look. As the set incorporates GPS you could even walk around an exhibit and see how it was from all angles.

I've done some work at the Acropolis museum where they are doing similar things on tablets for school tours. The kids hold the tablets up to see statues as they were back when they were made. With Glass - no tablet. It just could be so brilliant its heart-braking.
Yeah. 'Accentuated reality' or whatever they call it.
Have you read the novel 'timequake' by Kurt Vonnegut?
Imagine a film that is made up of your entire life. Would you want to watch that?






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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