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Google Search Suggestions
August 25, 2015 at 11:38 pm
Sometimes Google's search suggestions are baffling, and somewhat hilarious.

I thought it was a lucrative enough topic for its very own thread.

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RE: Google Search Suggestions
August 25, 2015 at 11:42 pm
"why does my" usually delivers comedy gold.
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RE: Google Search Suggestions
August 26, 2015 at 3:43 am
Here's a quick one I just did.
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RE: Google Search Suggestions
August 26, 2015 at 10:27 am
I was searching for something online yesterday and came up with a very bizarre set of suggested search results - but now I can't remember what I was searching for or what the results were, I just remember they were weird.

So, basically, I've contributed nothing to this thread...
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RE: Google Search Suggestions
August 26, 2015 at 12:46 pm
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RE: Google Search Suggestions
August 26, 2015 at 3:03 pm (This post was last modified: August 26, 2015 at 3:05 pm by brewer.)
How do you copy and paste these images into the thread (tech tard).
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RE: Google Search Suggestions
August 26, 2015 at 3:04 pm
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Google Search Suggestions
August 26, 2015 at 3:08 pm
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RE: Google Search Suggestions
August 26, 2015 at 3:24 pm
(August 25, 2015 at 11:38 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Sometimes Google's search suggestions are baffling, and somewhat hilarious.

I thought it was a lucrative enough topic for its very own thread.

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Arrgh so much poop... Did you let CL play with your computer before doing the searches?
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RE: Google Search Suggestions
August 27, 2015 at 5:43 am
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