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God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday

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God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 3:35 pm
(April 21, 2014 at 1:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Jesus could never play hockey.....he'd be constantly getting nailed into the boards.
You just know that guys would be lining up to slam him to the ice and start screaming "GET IT? I CROSS CHECKED YOU!" to his face.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 3:44 pm
(April 21, 2014 at 2:03 pm)archangle Wrote: man, I keep forgetting its god fault.

I don't think you're even an "Athiest."
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 22, 2014 at 1:26 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2014 at 1:28 pm by archangle.)
(April 21, 2014 at 3:44 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(April 21, 2014 at 2:03 pm)archangle Wrote: man, I keep forgetting its god fault.

I don't think you're even an "Athiest."

lmao you mean it doesn't seem that I have been popped in the pooper by a theist so I don't hate all theist all the time.Confusedhock:

I mean "where is god?" really? there is no bible thumping type god.

I don't fight fairytales tales with fairytales young man. Angel Cloud

Nor do I side with a statement just because I am an atheist. I would never hurt another person in the name of atheistism.Wink Shades

but thank you, What you mean is:

"I don't think you hate people enough to be in "my" sect of atheistic cesspool.ROFLOL
(April 21, 2014 at 2:05 pm)Kitanetos Wrote:
(April 21, 2014 at 2:03 pm)archangle Wrote: man, I keep forgetting its god fault.

It is if the god in which theists irrationally believe is supposed to be omnipotent and benevolent.

because they are irrational doesn't mean I have to be.
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 22, 2014 at 3:49 pm
(April 22, 2014 at 1:26 pm)archangle Wrote: but thank you, What you mean is:

"I don't think you hate people enough to be in "my" sect of atheistic cesspool.

Well, thanks for playing, but no, what I mean is that you are constantly posting things that would only ever come from a religious person who can't possibly grasp the atheist position. I mean, you even leapt to the conclusion that my comment was because I didn't think you were hateful enough to be an atheist. That's something I would expect from the theists here that invent in their minds all kinds of false motivations that they believe atheists have.

I don't think you're an atheist, because I've never met one that speaks like Kirk Cameron.
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 22, 2014 at 3:59 pm
Jesus: Suspiciously missing for 2,000 years . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 22, 2014 at 4:06 pm
[Image: missing-jesus.png]
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 22, 2014 at 4:13 pm
(April 22, 2014 at 4:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: missing-jesus.png]

I should put that up at my house for the next time the bloody JoHos show up.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 22, 2014 at 6:58 pm
(April 22, 2014 at 4:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: missing-jesus.png]

That drawing just proves how powerful brainwashing is. Even if it didn't have any words on it almost all Americans would say that it is a picture of Jesus. Try it sometime.
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