Sunday Morning Mass chuckle

[drfuzzy]

Ooh, when the gospel passage readers get their words tangled up, it can be amusing! For example, one woman tripped on the word "debauchery" and somehow merged it with "hypocrisy".  Voila! A useful new term: debaucrisy!  My brain immediately went to examples like Swaggart, railing against homosexuality while hiring male prostitutes . . . Priests raping children . . . the Preacher I knew when I was 15 who had gotten half of the 6th grade girls pregnant . . .      Debaucrisy!

But I'll bet some of the wits here could come up with a much more amusing definition. Any takers?

[Longhorn]

Uhh....It's what 'democracy' sounds like if you have a cold?

[vorlon13]

Ooh, when the gospel passage readers get their words tangled up, it can be amusing! For example, one woman tripped on the word "debauchery" and somehow merged it with "hypocrisy".  Voila! A useful new term: debaucrisy!  My brain immediately went to examples like Swaggart, railing against homosexuality while hiring male prostitutes . . . Priests raping children . . . the Preacher I knew when I was 15 who had gotten half of the 6th grade girls pregnant . . .      Debaucrisy!

But I'll bet some of the wits here could come up with a much more amusing definition. Any takers?

You did pretty well there.

I might add some items regarding various mullahs shilling for the religion of peace.

[robvalue]

Debaucrisy: having illicit sex while doing paperwork.