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Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
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Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 3:45 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWSRriVVjNo
ROFLOL AWESOME!
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RE: Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 3:50 pm
I would have a very difficult time holding in laughter if I got this call.


I'm gonna come down there with a machine gun. I don't have one but blargleeellbbarrh I'll get one.
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RE: Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 3:56 pm
(April 28, 2014 at 3:50 pm)No_God Wrote: I would have a very difficult time holding in laughter if I got this call.


I'm gonna come down there with a machine gun. I don't have one but blargleeellbbarrh I'll get one.

I may actually have become scared.
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RE: Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 4:01 pm
That damn Michelle, she's such a fucking prankster.
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RE: Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 4:12 pm
I need some toilet paper to clean the pulp off my face.
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RE: Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 4:19 pm
Man the fun I could have.

"Why do you insist on putting me on hold?"

"I need to do this, sir, so I can call the police and have them visit your address for threatening mass murder. Please hold."

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RE: Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 4:43 pm (This post was last modified: April 28, 2014 at 4:45 pm by SteelCurtain.)
I love the one "fucking" that didn't get bleeped.

I feel like this dealing with AT&T right now. I live sort of out in the country in a new subdivision, and I had HughesNet (which is the biggest ripoff ever) because none of the major companies was available at my house. The most mind numbingly frustrating thing was that they were available at the houses up the street, but not on my street. This is me sitting on my front porch: [Image: 14051436711_03af51ce24_m.jpg] Those houses up the hill had U-Verse. They kept telling me I can't.

So I finally call and yell at someone, and they tell me they'll bring a DSL line down the hill. I'm down with that, I was paying $100 a month for only 15GB of data with HughesNet, 10mbps. I'll get 250GB at 3mbps for $30. I'll take the drop in speed. They tell me I'm all set to install on April 20th. The equipment comes in the mail. I cancel HughesNet before my bill hits on the 22nd. $320 cancellation fee. AT&T calls me on the 19th and says they are unable to complete the order. I have been stuck buying extra phone data and using my phone as a hotspot since. I call and yell, and get some exec in California that assures me that today, before 2:00pm, there will be a guy here to finish the install. Well, 3:30 rolls around, and the guy shows up (literally as I'm typing this) and tells me he's got to run the line down the hill, they never spliced the line correctly, maybe not today, etc.

TL: DR - I understand the guy in this video.
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RE: Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 4:50 pm
Quote:I'm gonna come down there with a machine gun. I don't have one but blargleeellbbarrh I'll get one.


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RE: Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 4:53 pm
Mark deserves a fucking prize! He doesn't have to put up with that level of abuse from a customer, if it was me I would have hung up on him as soon as he started with the threats.
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RE: Enraged customer service call. (SUPER FUNNY)
April 28, 2014 at 4:59 pm
It started out a little funny, but I stopped chuckling when he threatened to shoot someone. Honestly this video isn't very funny. I feel sorry for the guy.
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