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where does his other arm go??

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where does his other arm go??
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#41
RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:57 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:47 pm)No_God Wrote:
(May 2, 2014 at 2:05 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: That's a new one! I've never encountered chillybutt. All of my past relationships have had nice, warm butts. Butt.

It's warm now because it's warm out but during the colder months I have chronic ice ass.

'Chronic Ice Ass' would be a good name for a supervillain.

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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 3:05 pm
I was thinking it was a sweet name for a Metal band.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#43
RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 3:11 pm
Well, let's try them both:

'Holy Frigidity, Batman - this looks like the work of Chronic Ice Ass!'

...and...

'Ok, London - give it up for CHRONIC ICE ASSSSSS!!!!'

Yeah, they both work.

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#44
RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 3:12 pm
Why is this thread under atheism?
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 4:22 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 3:12 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why is this thread under atheism?

So as to not offend the religious people? They believe in sleeping in separate beds, right?
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#46
RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 4:25 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 4:22 pm)Losty Wrote:
(May 2, 2014 at 3:12 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why is this thread under atheism?

So as to not offend the religious people? They believe in sleeping in separate beds, right?

Then how do they make their religious kids?
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 4:33 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 4:25 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(May 2, 2014 at 4:22 pm)Losty Wrote: So as to not offend the religious people? They believe in sleeping in separate beds, right?

Then how do they make their religious kids?
Push beds together, make secret whoopie which they will not speak of ever, push beds apart, pretend this never happened.

I believe those are the steps.
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 4:49 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 4:33 pm)Losty Wrote:
(May 2, 2014 at 4:25 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Then how do they make their religious kids?
Push beds together, make secret whoopie which they will not speak of ever, push beds apart, pretend this never happened.

I believe those are the steps.

That doesn't sound fun at all!
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 4:52 pm
Ice ass I am not familiar with - icy feet however.....I swear she has no circulation below the knee. Usually she waits till I'm just getting comfortable in bed before these 2 frozen plates hit me - if I am lucky on the thigh - if I'm not, well, she once caught me really badly and I think my nuts ended up on the bedside table.
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 4:54 pm
Now THIS I have experience with. Ice feet are a notorious problem with my female cohorts.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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