hugh, its like miispelling with "athiest"
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The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
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LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione 
I bet I'm the athiest. I'm more athie than anyone here.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I think I would have done once. When I was about three months old. Now I drop huge manly mounds of good old shit wherever the fancy takes me, just because I can.
I'm a real catch, eh ladies?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
LastPoet
Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
I though it was the long waited method to find god. No pooping here.
 
Seems more like the "Heywood shits the bed" thread.
No shitting here.
Just looking forward to the inevitable whining from the Christians when non Christian prayer is advocated and invoked. Matt from the Atheist Experience told a story of when a Christian group convinced a schoolboard to overturn one of its rules and allow religious propaganda to be placed in school bags while kids were in class. They thought they were clever until a pagan group heard of the rule change and did the same. Then the whining from the Christians began. What many of these Christians don't realise is that these rules apply to all religions, not just their own. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
If one can do it they all can do it. It may not bother them, but I have a feeling it is going to tick them off badly when the tables are turned.
It's the Roberts court throwing a bone to the ignorant in an election year, Woodie.
I knew you'd appreciate their efforts. Now go to pray to your non-existent god for a while. |
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