Whoa!!!!
I got a cat AND a dog!!!
Beat that, suckas!!!
(well played, Luckie)
I got a cat AND a dog!!!
Beat that, suckas!!!
(well played, Luckie)
AF Members as Cat Memes Re-animated
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Whoa!!!!
I got a cat AND a dog!!! Beat that, suckas!!! (well played, Luckie)
Aaw, hedgey looks so tasty...
Cute - I mean cute.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(June 18, 2014 at 5:55 am)pocaracas Wrote: Whoa!!!! Ok. The most pets I've had at once included: a cat, two dogs, a cockatiel, a hamster and two rats. Plus a shitload of spiders, but they came with the house.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(June 18, 2014 at 8:28 am)Stimbo Wrote:(June 18, 2014 at 5:55 am)pocaracas Wrote: Whoa!!!! These are not pets we're talking about here... Besides, ant's nest in the walls!
Sperm cells on the ceiling.
Oh wait, I did not just say that...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(June 18, 2014 at 8:28 am)Stimbo Wrote: The most pets I've had at once included: a cat, two dogs, a cockatiel, a hamster and two rats. Plus a shitload of spiders, but they came with the house. My grandpa once had a fairy penguin living in and around his swimming pool. I'm pretty sure that's a checkmate.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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Wow - on two counts, I'd say. A penguin and a fairy... did it make shoes for him overnight?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(June 18, 2014 at 10:07 am)Stimbo Wrote: Wow - on two counts, I'd say. A penguin and a fairy... did it make shoes for him overnight? Nah, it just shat everywhere. Maybe that's just step one of the shoe-making process and he was building up to it. Good thing it was cute...
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects! A fairy penguin? That's not bad!.. but.. I win. My uncle had a pet skunk. It would spray anyone but him if they came in the house.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. |
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