Gay pair to adopt children of unfit Catholic parents

[Mothonis]

He'll be back, my brother Mehm and I share the same tenacious blood.

Are you two actually related?

[The Grand Nudger]

Of course, deeply so, the same blood runs through our veins. We practically suckled at the same teat. Rhythm McTurkleton at your service.

[Brakeman]

All turks wear a Fez and have mustaches, without exception. Including the women. A young male Turk is only enters into adulthood after completing the Ennek Kutlama, which consists of orally satisfying four Turkish elders, called "Lolipops," at which point a large, tapered plug is installed into the anus of the young man, called the Göt Lalesi Hapak. As Turks are fascinated with beastiality, several large Donkeys are often involved in the ceremony.

In their defense, I heard that they only like doing this because of the religious lobotomy ceremony that is performed on them as a child.