Guns = rape

[Chas]

1. The OP clearly conflates multiple issues, making use of sarcasm.
2. Said OP kudoses distinctly unserious replies, participates with then in apparent good humor
3. People can make light of guns, rape

I'm confused by your position - clarify?

If the OP is humorous, I'm not seeing it.

[Napoléon]

If the OP is humorous, I'm not seeing it.

You'd need a sense of humour for that.

[Chas]

If the OP is humorous, I'm not seeing it.

You'd need a sense of humour for that.

Good point. Or the humor has to be good.

[Creed of Heresy]

I checked "weed."

Weed, as we all know, is the devil's drug. It makes us listen to the rocks musics, grow our hair out longer than Regulation Christianity Approved (RCA) standards, and gets us instantly addicted to heroin, meth, cocaine, crack-cocaine, DMT, 'ludes, Molly, weed, alcohol, cigarettes, ESPECIALLY peyote, PCP, purple drank, and Ozzy Osbourne. And since Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat, it stands to reason that it would make us rapists, and since peyote comes from a cactus, it naturally stands to reason that we would feel a need to purchase many a firearm for the express purpose of shooting puppies after sodomizing them.

My logic is irrefutable. I believe it, so it must be true. I should know. I read it in a book somewhere when I was shivering on an H high, tweaking on meth, and tripping balls on peyote after smoking a marijuana cigarette, or "smoking a 'joint'" as the kids have started calling it recently. And that book was really big, so it had a lot of pages for me to caress while giggling my ass off cuz I had just spiked a molly. I don't remember too much, though that have been because my memory has been replaced by the world falling apart into blue, red, and yellow ball-pit balls from the PCP. But the content of that book, man. It was inspiring. It had some bitchin' fuckin' wisdom. Then again that might've just been the purple drank and quaaludes I spiked together talking.

And that's how I discovered Christianity.

[Anomalocaris]

Let's pass a law stating that only women can legally own firearms and see what happens to rape statistics.

Just about the same thing as the impact of concealed carry law upon crime rate, which is to say nothing.

The only difference is a greater porportion of the unchanged total number of rapes will be conducted either with the rapist pointing a gun at the victim's head, or by the rapist knocking the woman about more severely to disarm or disable her ahead of time.

I believe there is a chinese saying, often attribute to confusius, to the effect of "the cunning and villiany of criminals can always be expected to advance a mile in response to each foot of progress made in the effort to fight the crime without addressing the causes of the crime".