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Way to go, Mormons!
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Way to go, Mormons!
May 28, 2014 at 12:54 pm
Tired of the usual anti-masturbation campaigns of decades past? Are you fed up with the old canard, "Masturbating will make you go blind"? Well, the Mormon church is here to give us a new take on the evils of pornography and masturbation!





This is a video put out by the LDS church's fundamental university BYU-Idaho aimed at troubled youth experiencing "pornography addiction". The solution? Equate the war on masturbation to actual war, and then act like a battle buddy, bringing your wounded friend home to much needed help (that is, rat on him to your local church authority figure). Can't you feel the love and see Christ's power of healing in action? read: fuck this shit
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RE: Way to go, Mormons!
May 28, 2014 at 12:58 pm
Ah, yeah. Saving Private Hard-on.
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May 28, 2014 at 1:01 pm
I couldn't even finish the video.
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RE: Way to go, Mormons!
May 28, 2014 at 1:09 pm
Now we need to make the opposing video, we dress in German WW2 uniforms and have porn mags and dildo's for guns, lube and tissues for grenades. The artillery would rain small exploding vibrators filled with viagra! We'll have underwear models on all fours chasing Mormons while pretending to be German Shepard's. I think we should have a 'torture' scene where somebody is sat in a room surrounded by PC monitors with porn on every screen.
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RE: Way to go, Mormons!
May 28, 2014 at 1:10 pm
(May 28, 2014 at 1:01 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: I couldn't even finish the video.

The kid in the video wasn't able to finish either. Wink Shades
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May 28, 2014 at 1:43 pm
(May 28, 2014 at 1:09 pm)Insanity Wrote: Now we need to make the opposing video, we dress in German WW2 uniforms and have porn mags and dildo's for guns, lube and tissues for grenades. The artillery would rain small exploding vibrators filled with viagra! We'll have underwear models on all fours chasing Mormons while pretending to be German Shepard's. I think we should have a 'torture' scene where somebody is sat in a room surrounded by PC monitors with porn on every screen.

Orgazmo II: Judgement Day

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RE: Way to go, Mormons!
May 28, 2014 at 1:54 pm
(May 28, 2014 at 1:09 pm)Insanity Wrote: Now we need to make the opposing video, we dress in German WW2 uniforms and have porn mags and dildo's for guns, lube and tissues for grenades. The artillery would rain small exploding vibrators filled with viagra! We'll have underwear models on all fours chasing Mormons while pretending to be German Shepard's. I think we should have a 'torture' scene where somebody is sat in a room surrounded by PC monitors with porn on every screen.

The "torture room" is a win.
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RE: Way to go, Mormons!
May 28, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Here mormons go again, confirming they are just one "m" away from realizing what they truly are.

The hilarious thing is that when they talk among themselves about masturbation and sexuality and chastity etc. they practice the very definition of a circle jerk. Boy, and do they like that.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Way to go, Mormons!
May 28, 2014 at 2:17 pm
they need to get rid of that second "M".

get rid of old sperm and tension before you head out on friday. It just may make the night go smoothly.
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RE: Way to go, Mormons!
May 28, 2014 at 3:06 pm
Saving Ryans Privates
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