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Being a Literal Blind Date
#11
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
(June 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm)Losty Wrote: What are you talking about? I'm just fucking with BQ because I loooove her.

My apologies. While my account is fairly old, the time I've spent here reading posts is miniscule. I don't know most of the members or what they're like. The members I've interacted with the most are BrokenQuill92 and ThePinsir, in that order... and it wasn't even all that much, compared to how you must've interacted amongst yourselves.
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#12
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
(June 15, 2014 at 6:03 pm)One Above All Wrote:
(June 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm)Losty Wrote: What are you talking about? I'm just fucking with BQ because I loooove her.

My apologies. While my account is fairly old, the time I've spent here reading posts is miniscule. I don't know most of the members or what they're like. The members I've interacted with the most are BrokenQuill92 and ThePinsir, in that order... and it wasn't even all that much, compared to how you must've interacted amongst yourselves.

Haha no need for apologies. I don't usually pick on people much either so it may not have been obvious to anyone else. I mostly only like to pick on BQ. It's because she's so thirsty.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#13
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
(June 15, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Losty Wrote: Okay, most of these seem pretty obvious. I do have one question though. #11 what are the good blind jokes? Big Grin

Also, why are we picking on Minimalist? Sad

Start with these for giggles then work your way around

There's usually lots of cracks about cane size





(June 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm)Losty Wrote:
(June 15, 2014 at 6:03 pm)One Above All Wrote: My apologies. While my account is fairly old, the time I've spent here reading posts is miniscule. I don't know most of the members or what they're like. The members I've interacted with the most are BrokenQuill92 and ThePinsir, in that order... and it wasn't even all that much, compared to how you must've interacted amongst yourselves.

Haha no need for apologies. I don't usually pick on people much either so it may not have been obvious to anyone else. I mostly only like to pick on BQ. It's because she's so thirsty.

Damn it woman! Where is my bloody apple juice! *sobs*
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#14
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
(June 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Start with these for giggles then work your way around

There's usually lots of cracks about cane size

That video was great! What about these?

http://www.besteverjokes.com/blind-jokes/
The first one ROFLOL
"I didn't know Mary worked here!" I died. Lol

Quote:Damn it woman! Where is my bloody apple juice! *sobs*

I sent you a whole pitcher in the other thread along with like 4 apples so you can make more if you have a juicer.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#15
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
Haha! Last joke. Bunny!
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#16
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
(June 15, 2014 at 6:24 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Haha! Last joke. Bunny!

Poor bunny Sad
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#17
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
Yes poor bunny
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#18
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
(June 15, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Losty Wrote: Okay, most of these seem pretty obvious. I do have one question though. #11 what are the good blind jokes? Big Grin

Also, why are we picking on Minimalist? Sad

Sniff...sniff. I'll get over it!
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#19
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
(June 15, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(June 15, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Losty Wrote: Okay, most of these seem pretty obvious. I do have one question though. #11 what are the good blind jokes? Big Grin

Also, why are we picking on Minimalist? Sad

Sniff...sniff. I'll get over it!

You know we lurv u Mini!
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#20
RE: Being a Literal Blind Date
(June 15, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(June 15, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Losty Wrote: Okay, most of these seem pretty obvious. I do have one question though. #11 what are the good blind jokes? Big Grin

Also, why are we picking on Minimalist? Sad

Sniff...sniff. I'll get over it!

Maybe a kiss will help. Kiss
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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