What's your favorite swear word/insult?

[Lucanus]

As Abaris already said, in Italian we also have our fair share of courtesy forms. In fact, we have two of them: "voi" (just like "vous" in French, a sort of plurale maiestatis) or "lei" (which literally means "she" but is used also for male subjects). "Voi" is more old-fashioned and is used mainly by poorly educated people, especially in the South, while "lei" is the standard, but since some verbs are more difficult to conjugate in the third person that it requires, it's often a way of telling if one is literate.

[Vosur]

There goes my belief that I'm the only Kraut on AF.

[Whateverist]

Make sure the kids are out of the room.

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Fiddlesticks! Land O Goshen! Holy mackerel, Mother of pearl! Why, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

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[MissionPossible]

Frankly, I am quite boring in terms of swear words and insults because I never developed a habit of deliberately employing either. However, suffice it to say that far more than enough people find it quite easy to become insulted by me anyway for merely saying rather pointedly what I honestly think and why I think it. Such people are no less upset if they stick around to find out that their anger or threats are no cause for me to feel bad or to make any retraction or alteration in my thinking or speech.

That being said, if indeed there is sufficient good reason to change or apologize for what I have said or done or how it was received, than I am usually willing to do so. It is rarely ever my intent to cause unfair harm or insult.

Of course, since it is apparently rarely obvious, I ought to add that it is also my habit to answer intended humor in all seriousness precisely because it amuses me.

[Anomalocaris]

I always throught "evengelical" is amongst the most loaded insult possible in the contemporary society.

[Tonus]

Sorry to steal Watchamadoodle's thunder, but his use of "cotton headed ninny muggins" is great.

[Losty]

Yes it is quite lovely

[Losty]

This is a gold mine for insults from a friend on TTA

Oh you mean like the dozen or so questions and criticisms dropped on you that you avoided till you left the thread?

This fuckin' guy.

So when you said:

Okay, I will let you have the last word.

I'm bored with this. Thanks to everyone for your contributions.

:thumbsup:

What you actually meant to say was:
"I'm tired of having my ass kicked, my assertions challenged, my shitty analogies exposed, and it hurts my feelings when people tear down the strawmen I worked so hard to build that I'm gonna bail on this thread like a coward without addressing one motherfucking criticism, while answering no questions asked of me, and without defending a single one of my bald faced assertions all while giving a bullshit excuse THEN I'm gonna start a new thread free of all my responsibilities and that pesky burden of proof and I'm gonna try and argue the same point, but I'm gonna pretend I'm actually not, however I'm gonna do it in an indirect, dishonest, and deliberately misleading way by tricking people into admitting I'm "correct" about the last thread using nothing more than an other shitty comparison to two wildly different situations with wildly different claims that only work if I ignore all other factors and evidence in a wildly flagrant display of confirmation bias because I'm that kinda ignorant cocksucker. I'm also gonna continue to use Occam's Razor incorrectly, despite having it's correct usage explained to me in very small words, and only apply it to what I want to apply it to because fuck having an actual debate based in evidence and a consistent application of logic, I wanna convince myself I'm right and that an entire community of rational, skeptical, objective, evidence based thinkers is wrong and that my emotional investment in my obsession is justified! Who cares if I can't get so much as a single like for my personal brand of crazy, everyone else is wrong and I'm right goddammit!"

I can see why you went with the short form lil' bitch escape. :cup:

If you got time to act like a fucking douchbag in this thread you got time to jump in the UFO thread and actually defend your dumb cunt obsession. I can't fucking believe I was considering up reping you for not holding a grudge over me kicking your tinfoil wearing ass all over your own thread. I'm glad I didn't because you continued on the conversation you just shed all inconvenient arguments you couldn't address like a slimy, dishonest motherfucker.

Finding the female version of a fish we already knew existed and have already examined in the exact fucking place we would expect to find them is in no way a claim with a similar burden of proof as "12 dudes saw a thing and they don't know what it is so it's probably from another star system, oh and it's got aliens in it, oh and it can violate the laws of physics, oh and no one has any actual physical evidence it existed at all, oh and no one took a picture despite there being a healthy community of Airplane spotters there with cameras, oh and there is no agreement on its size or it's shape, oh and I also happen to believe that aliens do this kinda stuff BEFORE I investigated it."

You still don't except that different claims require different amounts of evidence and that's just too fucking bad you nutter because the rest of us do recognize this. Stop making shitty comparisons and analogies that only work in your whack-a-do brain. Stop your make believe, dishonest, and cowardly evasive bullshit. Then stop fucking using Occam's Razor wrong, either learn how to use it correctly or shut ignorance hole and go talk about something other then your personal obsessions. No one here agrees with your presuppositions, your shitty fucking methods, and your delusional conclusions you tin foil hat wearing InfoWars motherfucker. If you wanted to continue preaching your personal Gospel you should have stayed in the UFO thread and actually defended it instead of running away from the criticism like a lil' theist bitch.

TL: DR
Take your meds and stop being a dumb cunt you dumb cunt.

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Okay so it has been conclusively determined that all of you are refusing to employ any degree of intellectual honesty here, and instead prefer to jump on the "Let's troll Free" bandwagon instead of honestly answering any questions.

Disagreeing with your made up bullshit and fucking offensively stupid methods is not "Trolling" you fucking asshole. As for honestly answering questions: Go fuck a razorblade, you asshole you did an entire thread of you dodging and evading having to deal with any of my questions. Fuck off you whiny hypocritical nutter.

I quite understand that there is indeed an "inner circle" on this forum of long standing friends who will support one another regardless if they are right or wrong. This has been long known to me.

Riiiiiiiiiight. It's a conspiracy perpetrated by an inner cabal of atheists all working together to keep you personally from reveling "The Truth" about aliens visiting the earth.

It has nothing to do with your complete lack of objectivity, complete lack of physical evidence, your repeated use of fallacies, your retarded misuse of Occam's Razor multiple times, or the fact you're a tin foil hat wearing chuckle fuck who refuses to address anything without resorting to strawmen and dumb cunt assertions. It's gotta be the TTA branch of the Illuminati! Well jokes on you spunkbucket, I'm a Stonecutter!

Hail Limestone!

Edit: oh hey Free! Free, hey! If it's been long known to you why don't you show us a single instance in the past of this happening on any other subject. I'm guessing you can't. I'm guessing you got that from the same place you keep your probe.

I can't stop laughing!

"tin foil hat wearing chuckle fuck"

[CapnAwesome]

I'm pretty fond of the term douchemobile or douchetruck

[Lucanus]

"tin foil hat wearing chuckle fuck"

You see, that's why I would choose English over Italian any day... Well, except for blasphemous curses, but you get the idea