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What's your favorite swear word/insult?

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What's your favorite swear word/insult?
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
June 17, 2014 at 8:31 am
Twat is probably my favourite. Nothing is more satisfying than shouting twat as sharply as you can.

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June 17, 2014 at 8:59 am
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, and tits.

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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
June 17, 2014 at 9:07 am
I like tits too. I never really thought of that as a swear word though.
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
June 17, 2014 at 9:47 am
Arse wipe, fuck stain, dip shit, fuck wit, cock knocker, piss head, shit house, fuckin' jesus, holy fuck, holy snappin duck shit, piss off, dumb fuck, dick head, cock head and fuck head are the words I like to swear with. :-)
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June 17, 2014 at 9:56 am
Holy snappin duck shit ROFLOL
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
June 17, 2014 at 10:04 am
We had a game at my old school, in which the idea was to open the staffroom door, shout "Oi, wanker!" and see who looks up. Probably a game more anecdotally than actually played, though.

Anyway, some of my favourite epithets (taken from that magnificent octopus "Roger's Profanisaurus") include:

cumster n. A small hamster-like female who fills her cheeks with your nuts.

hairy axe wound n. Vertical gash. The mingepiece, quim, cock socket.

notcher n. Biffin bridge. The area of skin between the clockweights and the starfish, so called because it's 'notcher' bollocks and it's 'notcher' arse.

beerwolf n. One who wakes up in unfamiliar surroundings with torn clothes, aching limbs, the taste of blood in the mouth and nightmarish flashbacks to terrible events of the previous evening.

raisin factory euph. An old people's home. From the fact that senior citizens are left there to dry out and wrinkle before being shipped out in a small box.
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
June 17, 2014 at 10:11 am
(June 17, 2014 at 10:04 am)Stimbo Wrote: We had a game at my old school, in which the idea was to open the staffroom door, shout "Oi, wanker!" and see who looks up. Probably a game more anecdotally than actually played, though.

We did something similar to piss off the teachers. We basically played 'bogeys' but with the most ridiculous swear words we could come up with. It ended up with half the class randomly shouting out "titwank" when the teacher turned his back. Good times.

Quote:cumster n. A small hamster-like female who fills her cheeks with your nuts.

Is this the shortened version of cum dumpster?
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
June 17, 2014 at 10:12 am
Double Kudos for cumster!!

Can you define these 2 in Murican please?
(June 17, 2014 at 10:04 am)Stimbo Wrote: hairy axe wound n. Vertical gash. The mingepiece, quim, cock socket.

notcher n. Biffin bridge. The area of skin between the clockweights and the starfish, so called because it's 'notcher' bollocks and it's 'notcher' arse.
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June 17, 2014 at 10:17 am
I don't even know what a notcher is...
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
June 17, 2014 at 10:18 am
(June 17, 2014 at 8:59 am)ThePinsir Wrote: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, and tits.

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