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RE: Best movie quotes
June 23, 2014 at 9:16 pm
One of my favorite movies of all all time


Sherlock Holmes: "Tell me, Watson. Is there anything we do know for a fact about?"

Watson: "Moriarty knows: I'm the only match for his evil genius."

Sherlock Holmes: "You're sure he's not trying to kill me?!"

Watson: "Of course not! He knows you're an idiot!"

*Relieved Sherlock


'Without A Clue' 1988 Michael Caine and Ben Kingsley
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Best movie quotes
June 23, 2014 at 9:20 pm
I love that film! It's what got me to read all the Holmes stories in the first place!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Best movie quotes
June 23, 2014 at 9:25 pm
I loved it growing up. And I still do. XD
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Best movie quotes
June 23, 2014 at 9:32 pm
Shenandoah:
Charlie Anderson (James Stewart) Wrote:Lord, we cleared this land, we ploughed it, sowed and harvested it, and we cooked the harvest; it wouldn't be here and we wouldn't be eating it if we hadn't done it ourselves. We worked dog-bone hard for every crumb and morsel, but we thank the Lord just the same for the food we're about to eat. Amen.
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June 23, 2014 at 9:44 pm
Quote:Hudson: Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!


Aliens
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RE: Best movie quotes
June 23, 2014 at 9:55 pm
(June 23, 2014 at 9:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Hudson: Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!


Aliens

"Game over, man! Game over."

- Giant walking chicken . . . I mean Hudson, Aliens . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Best movie quotes
June 23, 2014 at 10:11 pm
Not strictly a movie quote, since it's from an early draft script of what would become the classic movie's classic movie, Alien; but given a feed like that, this is the perfect time and place:

"It was horrible - horrible. Like a chicken."

--Martin Roby, Starbeast
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RE: Best movie quotes
June 23, 2014 at 10:44 pm
Bomb#20: In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void.
Boiler: What the hell is he talking about?
Bomb#20: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone. Let there be light.
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June 23, 2014 at 10:51 pm
Dark Star! Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin
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June 23, 2014 at 11:34 pm (This post was last modified: June 24, 2014 at 12:04 am by Ravenshire.)
(June 23, 2014 at 1:02 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Why is the rum gone?

Why is the rum always gone?
What may be my all-time favorite comedy, "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure." It's chock-full of great quotes and one-liners. And best of all, Keanu Reeves didn't have to act.

Mr. Ryan: "Ted, stand up."
Ted: "Stand up?"
Mr. Ryan: "Yes, son. Stand up."
[Ted stands]
Mr. Ryan: "Now, who was Joan of Arc?"
Ted: "...Noah's wife?"

Ted: "Now your dad's going for it in your own room!"
Bill: "Shut up, Ted."
Ted: "Your step-mom is cute, though."
Bill: "Shut up, Ted!"
Ted: "Remember when I asked her to the prom?"
Bill: "SHUT UP, TED!"

"Strange thing are afoot at the Circle-K"
~Ted

Rufus (George Carlin): [putting on his sunglasses] "Gentlemen... we're history."

"We're with you Billy the Kid!"
Bill and Ted

Bill: "It's a history report, not a babe report."
Ted: "But, Bill, those are historical babes."

" Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant. Ah, Ted, don't be dead, dude."
"You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!
~Bill

*after hugging* "Faaag"
~Bill and Ted

"How's it goin' Royal Ugly Dudes?"
~Bill

Royal Ugly Dude: "Put them in the iron maiden."
Bill and Ted: "Iron Maiden? Excellent!

Bill: "You ditched Napoleon!"
Ted: "Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?"
Deacon: "He was a dick. "

Bill (to Dr. Freud): "No thanks. Just a minor Oedipal complex."

Rufus (commenting on the playing of Wyld Stallyns): "They do get better."
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