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AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
#31
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(August 1, 2014 at 8:42 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Re:RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings

Hey girl! Put your Christian mum on. We'll have a chat to her, and then you'll feel a whole lot better.



(August 3, 2014 at 11:48 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here

I wish I was special
So fucking special





MuslimAtheist Wrote:
Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:This is a discussion forum, not a forum for you to copy and paste your nonsensical 'philosophy'.



Then , prove it from verses of the Quran. . . if you can.




Rasetsu Wrote:
(August 3, 2014 at 11:38 am)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(August 3, 2014 at 11:31 am)Luckie Wrote: Yeah but this is his "I hate"thread.

Unless I have been once again mislead and he is a she. Which does happen and to be quite frank, grinds my gears..

If I were a girl, I don't think I would put a middle age black man as my avatar.

And now we know.





Alice Wrote:
(August 1, 2014 at 12:56 am)Losty Wrote:
(August 1, 2014 at 12:53 am)Drich Wrote: If you or your parents spanked you past the age of 8 (10 if you were retarded) they did not hit you hard enough or they were incompetent, and did not send a clear message when you were being disciplined. Or they just beat you out of anger, and not for the right reasons.

Who the fuck are you even addressing?

Thinking Does it really matter? ROFLOL



I don't know why, but they're funny. Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#32
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
This one cracked me up but maybe its just me Angel

(August 3, 2014 at 10:59 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(August 3, 2014 at 10:49 pm)Zidneya Wrote:
(August 3, 2014 at 10:32 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(August 3, 2014 at 8:36 pm)Zidneya Wrote: May I ask who was the Moderator that make this possible?
I want to know in order to give him or her the positive in the reputation.
Me. It wad me. Rep me now plz and thanks

There you go I just gave it to you.

Awwwweewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! (that's never worked like ever)
Wait a minute..
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LastPoet Wrote:
Zidneya Wrote:Just one question are you the one that banned Muslim Atheism?

Yes, I was the one that banned him, after the staff's consensus.

-LP
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Let's see:
  • Delete rep gave to Luckie ✔
  • Teach Luckie a lesson ✔
  • Give LatsPoest his rightful rep ✔

If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#33
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
I just can't get over "Then prove it, from versus of the quran ... IF YOU CAN"

As though doing the one thing that going to get him banned was the right answer to our warning...
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#34
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(August 19, 2014 at 5:28 pm)Goosebump Wrote:
(August 19, 2014 at 5:25 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: Rural areas in America are like the middle east except they are green and safe. (I got this from a place that never saw light)

I do not mean to be rude, but I sometimes miss other's levity. When you said "I got this from a place that never saw light" is that a euphemism for "out of my ass"? Like when people say "where the sun don't shine"?

Just trying to make sure I didn't miss the joke. If there was none then I apologize.

ROFLOL
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#35
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(August 20, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(August 19, 2014 at 2:26 pm)Losty Wrote: What do you think happened next? Hershel got up and shot Fred in the face.
The moral? DON'T INTERRUPT HERSCHEL DURING A MARATHON WANKING SESSION. Poor Fred had to leave town in shame, because everyone called him "Bukkake Fred" after that.

*dies*
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#36
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(September 10, 2014 at 7:45 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Unlimited tap-dancing badgers.

Boru
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#37
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(October 4, 2014 at 2:30 pm)whateverist Wrote:
(October 4, 2014 at 10:17 am)Losty Wrote: I disagree no one else's right to life trumps my right to my body. Why should a fetus be granted special rights that other people are not given?

Yeah, what about my rights to the territory I stake out with my sperm-flags. I'm not sure a woman has any right to just yank them out.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#38
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(August 6, 2014 at 3:41 am)Luckie Wrote:


And yet, you read not, what i've said, young padwan of many emotions. I made a ban happen, but all the staff decided on it. I prefer to be repped for my personality, than for what I have to do as a mod. I appreciate your gesture, but it is innacurate and missplaced.

And its LastPoet, not LastPoest Cranky
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#39
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(June 23, 2014 at 10:38 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: You can't make me be nice! :p

Why would I want to make you be nice? The question is, how nasty can I get you to be?
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#40
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(October 4, 2014 at 3:10 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(August 6, 2014 at 3:41 am)Luckie Wrote:


And yet, you read not, what i've said, young padwan of many emotions. I made a ban happen, but all the staff decided on it. I prefer to be repped for my personality, than for what I have to do as a mod. I appreciate your gesture, but it is innacurate and missplaced.

And its LastPoet, not LastPoest Cranky

Ooh, ooh - now I want to change my name to LeastPoest. Big Grin
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