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Your revelation
The Valkyrie Offline
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#11
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 6:56 pm
"Hands up all those who are definitely going to heaven! NOT so fast, Christians!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Minimalist Offline Donators
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#12
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 6:57 pm
"Don't fuck the sheep."
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#13
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 6:57 pm
"Thou shalt speak only in LOLcat. Kthxbai."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 6:58 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2014 at 7:17 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(July 13, 2014 at 6:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: "Don't fuck the sheep."

No, goats have horns on the front to hang onto . . .


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#15
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 7:19 pm
'Ok, you lot - I've given you hands with opposable thumbs, language, first class vision, and inquisitive minds. Here's the universe, suss it out for yourselves.. Don't worry too much about pissing me off, I'll be away for the forseeable future. Ta.

'Oh, and an Aussie comic called Jim Jeffries will come along in a few thousand years with some top-notch advice. Listen to him.'

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 7:22 pm
(July 13, 2014 at 6:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Work it out for yourselves. Don't look to me for answers. I gave you free will - use it."
"Work it out for yourselves. Don't look to me for answers. I gave you free will - use it wisely."
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#17
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 7:24 pm
"When some little prick shows up in Jerusalem claiming to be my son, don't believe him. I was nowehere near that Jewish chick . . ."

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#18
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 7:35 pm
Beard maintenance would definitely be a priority.
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#19
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 7:36 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2014 at 7:36 pm by ShaMan.)
(July 13, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Beccs Wrote: "I was nowehere near that Jewish chick . . ."
LIES! Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3ykt6pyLJ4
(July 13, 2014 at 7:35 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Beard maintenance would definitely be a priority.
As the above video demonstrates nicely...
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#20
RE: Your revelation
July 13, 2014 at 7:44 pm
"I'm going to ma hommie's other universe, later bitchs" -Almighty God .
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