Gross. Why do I even ask.
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Something at work that irks me
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Us Aussies prefer:
Taking the kids to the pool! 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. (July 16, 2014 at 4:42 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: I'd definitely be pumping these young hot women. Makes the job quite pleasant in the summer.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.  Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I swear lately every time I ask what a word or phrase means I regret it. Last time before this it was, what is fap.
 my cousin and his friends all laughed at me.
(July 16, 2014 at 10:23 pm)Losty Wrote: I swear lately every time I ask what a word or phrase means I regret it. Last time before this it was, what is fap. We all get that. But even I know what "fap" means.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Well so do I thanks to my cousin and his friends. Why were they even....people are so weird. Not to long after I learned that word, flula came out with a video on it on YouTube.
 (July 16, 2014 at 2:27 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:(July 16, 2014 at 2:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I pump the gas in my car. If my woman wants to do it herself, no problem with me. If she's driving and wants me to pump, I'll do it. If I'm out with a bud and he asks me to fill the tank because he's got to pinch a loaf, I'll do it then, too. Ass, grass or gas?!? 
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
 (July 16, 2014 at 10:23 pm)Losty Wrote: I swear lately every time I ask what a word or phrase means I regret it. Last time before this it was, what is fap.In that case you definitely will not want to google "check her oil."
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