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Advice For Americans In UK Pubs
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Advice For Americans In UK Pubs
An American tourist was in a pub in Cardiff, and heard three somewhat, erm, hefty women chatting at the bar. Assuming their accent was Scottish, he approached and asked, 'What part of Scotland are you three lovely lassies from?'

The beefiest of the three (clearly in her cups) shouted at the man, 'It's Wales, you idiot. WALES!!'

'Oh, I'm terribly sorry,' replied the man. 'What part of Scotland are you lovely whales from?'

The coroner's inquest is due Friday week.

Boru
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(July 17, 2014 at 7:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: An American tourist was in a pub in Cardiff, and heard three somewhat, erm, hefty women chatting at the bar. Assuming their accent was Scottish, he approached and asked, 'What part of Scotland are you three lovely lassies from?'

The beefiest of the three (clearly in her cups) shouted at the man, 'It's Wales, you idiot. WALES!!'

'Oh, I'm terribly sorry,' replied the man. 'What part of Scotland are you lovely whales from?'

The coroner's inquest is due Friday week.

Boru

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That is awesome.

Love it.
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Hilarious
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i like it
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