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Advice For Americans In UK Pubs
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Advice For Americans In UK Pubs
July 17, 2014 at 7:33 pm
An American tourist was in a pub in Cardiff, and heard three somewhat, erm, hefty women chatting at the bar. Assuming their accent was Scottish, he approached and asked, 'What part of Scotland are you three lovely lassies from?'

The beefiest of the three (clearly in her cups) shouted at the man, 'It's Wales, you idiot. WALES!!'

'Oh, I'm terribly sorry,' replied the man. 'What part of Scotland are you lovely whales from?'

The coroner's inquest is due Friday week.

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RE: Advice For Americans In UK Pubs
July 17, 2014 at 7:34 pm
(July 17, 2014 at 7:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: An American tourist was in a pub in Cardiff, and heard three somewhat, erm, hefty women chatting at the bar. Assuming their accent was Scottish, he approached and asked, 'What part of Scotland are you three lovely lassies from?'

The beefiest of the three (clearly in her cups) shouted at the man, 'It's Wales, you idiot. WALES!!'

'Oh, I'm terribly sorry,' replied the man. 'What part of Scotland are you lovely whales from?'

The coroner's inquest is due Friday week.

Boru

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RE: Advice For Americans In UK Pubs
July 17, 2014 at 7:35 pm
That is awesome.

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RE: Advice For Americans In UK Pubs
August 19, 2014 at 11:49 pm
Hilarious
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RE: Advice For Americans In UK Pubs
August 21, 2014 at 11:47 pm
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