I know we probably shouldn't be giving them ideas, but I had to share.
The Church of Mammon
The CEO is my shepherd; I shall not want to join a union.
He maketh me to lie down in a prone position for cavity searches: he leadeth me beside the still toxic wastewater where I shall drink.
He harvesteth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of wage theft for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear not for it must be better than this living hell: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they break me to thy will.
The Church of Mammon
The CEO is my shepherd; I shall not want to join a union.
He maketh me to lie down in a prone position for cavity searches: he leadeth me beside the still toxic wastewater where I shall drink.
He harvesteth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of wage theft for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear not for it must be better than this living hell: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they break me to thy will.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
