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[Mudhammam]

"List of sexually active popes"

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_s...tive_popes

"This is a list of sexually active popes, Catholic priests who were sexually active before becoming pope, and popes who were legally married. Some candidates were sexually active before their election as pope, and it has sometimes been claimed that other popes were sexually active during their papacies. Such relationships were undertaken outside the bond of matrimony and broke the vow of chastity.

There have been 266 popes. Since 1585, no pope is known to have been sexually active before, during or after election to the Papacy."

[vorlon13]

. . . that we know of.

[Crossless2.0]

Does the list include those who beat the bishop?

[vorlon13]

All of them had heir junk fondled on that weird chair after the Pope Joan incident.


(may be apocryphal)

[Diablo]

Some of the stuff they got up to was a bit racy!

[Cyberman]

There was all that naked prostitute wrestling, or somesuch.

Actually, the more I think about it... where do I sign up? Is there an audition thing somewhere, like Pope Idol or something?

[BlackMason]

There was that one pope I heard of that was into wheel barrow races. Stick your cock into a woman while you grab her legs wheel barrow fashion. She walks with her hands; You're out if your cock slips out.

[Crossless2.0]

There was that one pope I heard of that was into wheel barrow races. Stick your cock into a woman while you grab her legs wheel barrow fashion. She walks with her hands; You're out if your cock slips out.

In all fairness, you don't have to be Catholic -- much less a Pope -- to enjoy that game.

[Minimalist]

Since 1585, no pope is known to have been sexually active before, during or after election to the Papacy.

Key word - "known."


I'm sure all of the motherfuckers were diddling something.

[Napoléon]

Heh, reminds me of my favourite pope:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Alexander_VI