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The Unlimited Supply Game
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
But there are no zombies.

Unlimited immunity to fire and heat
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
All your food tastes cold. No more hot meals. No more hot coffee. Sad

Unlimited people making positive wishes for me that have zero negative affects.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
They do not come true

Unlimited restaurant credit
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
For Jack in the Box.

Unlimited Skype credit.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
But you have to listen to the scary voice modifier asking if you want to play a game.

Unlimited calls with Stealthy Wink
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
But my voice has been replaced with the scary voice modifier.

Unlimited calls with Losty- and the discussions are from Area 69. Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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I hate to burst everyone's excitement but I've actually been in a group call like this. I said "hi" and "I'm fine" and lots of Blush hehe


Unlimited lack of shyness for sexy skype calls
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(September 15, 2014 at 3:50 am)Losty Wrote: I hate to burst everyone's excitement but I've actually been in a group call like this. I said "hi" and "I'm fine" and lots of Blush hehe


Unlimited lack of shyness for sexy skype calls

Everybody is too shy so you don't get to say anything.

Unlimited lack of shyness for Losty's sexy Skype calls. Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
I'll take it! How much? :p

Umm...but you're deaf?

Unlimited wit so I can actually amuse people when we watch left behind.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(September 15, 2014 at 2:38 pm)Losty Wrote: Unlimited wit so I can actually amuse people when we watch left behind.

However, you're watching it with Ray Comfort and no one else.

Ducks unlimited!
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