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tips on reading the Bible
#11
RE: tips on reading the Bible
I gave the bible another whirl around November/December last year.

Gotta say, it was great motivation to go running on my lunch breaks. I either had the choice to stay in and read the bible for an hour over my lunch, or I could go running and shorten an hour of bible time to more like 10-15 minutes.

I ran a lot last winter.

:p
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#12
RE: tips on reading the Bible
(August 14, 2014 at 11:02 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I read the KJV as a boy, and the NIV as an atheist adult. The latter is much more comprehensible.

Afterwards, give your mind a colonic by reading Bart Ehrman's stuff.

I don't think I can get Bart Ehrman's writings in Libya (or the bible for that matter)?
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#13
RE: tips on reading the Bible
Reading the bible is like reading a story written by an 8 year old, imaginary and fictional. I don't see the point in reading the bible at all (except as someone correctly said, to arm yourself against Christians' bullshit) but I hardly see it to be worth it since it's a big book and time could be spent better.
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#14
RE: tips on reading the Bible
(August 14, 2014 at 11:09 am)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote:
(August 14, 2014 at 11:02 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I read the KJV as a boy, and the NIV as an atheist adult. The latter is much more comprehensible.

Afterwards, give your mind a colonic by reading Bart Ehrman's stuff.

I don't think I can get Bart Ehrman's writings in Libya (or the bible for that matter)?

You don't have a kindle or iPad or anything?
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#15
RE: tips on reading the Bible
(August 14, 2014 at 11:19 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(August 14, 2014 at 11:09 am)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: I don't think I can get Bart Ehrman's writings in Libya (or the bible for that matter)?

You don't have a kindle or iPad or anything?

What's kindle? Libya is a cash society (check it out).
Note:I didn't read much since preparatory school. There's not much material for adults that interests me. we don't have public libraries, and most books are religious themed, propaganda (we had gaddafi, white washed history in favor of muslim arabs and other Bullshit) and conspiracy stuff.
And then there's censorship. Undecided

I'm posting from a smart phone.
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#16
RE: tips on reading the Bible
(August 14, 2014 at 11:09 am)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote:
(August 14, 2014 at 11:02 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I read the KJV as a boy, and the NIV as an atheist adult. The latter is much more comprehensible.

Afterwards, give your mind a colonic by reading Bart Ehrman's stuff.

I don't think I can get Bart Ehrman's writings in Libya (or the bible for that matter)?

Your OP reads as if you've already started reading the Bible.

As for finding Ehrman's stuff, could you order it online?

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#17
RE: tips on reading the Bible
(August 14, 2014 at 11:32 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(August 14, 2014 at 11:09 am)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: I don't think I can get Bart Ehrman's writings in Libya (or the bible for that matter)?

Your OP reads as if you've already started reading the Bible.

As for finding Ehrman's stuff, could you order it online?

I don't know how to do that (I don't have a debit card, and won't the customs check it).

Which book of bible is the most boring? Smile
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#18
RE: tips on reading the Bible
Here are the best bits in the bible:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion...sages.html

This is the top 10 list in full:

No. 1:St Paul’s advice about whether women are allowed to teach men in church:

“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12)

No. 2: In this verse, Samuel, one of the early leaders of Israel, orders genocide against a neighbouring people:

“This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3)

No. 3: A command of Moses:

“Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18)

No. 4: The ending of Psalm 137, a psalm which was made into a disco calypso hit by Boney M, is often omitted from readings in church:

“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” (Psalm 137:9)

No. 5: Another blood-curdling tale from the Book of Judges, where an Israelite man is trapped in a house by a hostile crowd, and sends out his concubine to placate them:

“So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight. When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, ‘Get up; let’s go.’ But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.” (Judges 19:25-28)

No. 6: St Paul condemns homosexuality in the opening chapter of the Book of Romans:

“In the same way also the men, giving up natural intercourse with women, were consumed with passion for one another. Men committed shameless acts with men and received in their own persons the due penalty for their error.” (Romans 1:27)

No. 7: In this story from the Book of Judges, an Israelite leader, Jephthah, makes a rash vow to God, which has to be carried out:

“And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord, and said, ‘If you will give the Ammonites into my hand, then whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return victorious from the Ammonites, shall be the Lord’s, to be offered up by me as a burnt-offering.’ Then Jephthah came to his home at Mizpah; and there was his daughter coming out to meet him with timbrels and with dancing. She was his only child; he had no son or daughter except her. When he saw her, he tore his clothes, and said, ‘Alas, my daughter! You have brought me very low; you have become the cause of great trouble to me. For I have opened my mouth to the Lord, and I cannot take back my vow.’” (Judges 11:30-1, 34-5)

No. 8: The Lord is speaking to Abraham in this story where God commands him to sacrifice his son:

‘Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt-offering on one of the mountains that I shall show you.’ (Genesis 22:2)

No. 9: “Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.” (Ephesians 5:22)

No. 10: “Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel.” (1 Peter 2:18)
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#19
RE: tips on reading the Bible
(August 14, 2014 at 11:19 am)King Dez Wrote: Reading the bible is like reading a story written by an 8 year old, imaginary and fictional. I don't see the point in reading the bible at all (except as someone correctly said, to arm yourself against Christians' bullshit) but I hardly see it to be worth it since it's a big book and time could be spent better.

The writing skill of those who wrote the bible are way better than mine.Undecided
Arabs don't read.

Could you translate that to malti.

I wonder why this site isn't censored.
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#20
RE: tips on reading the Bible
Sure if you understand better this way Tongue

(Translating myself for whom it may concern)

"Meta taqra l-Bibbja qisek tkun qieghed taqra ktieb miktub minn xi tifel ta tmien snin. Ma nafx xinhu l-punt li taqra l-Bibbja hlief biex tkun tista targumenta mal Kristjani, imma nahseb li l-hin li tkun hlejt taqra l-Bibbja jista' jigi uzat ahjar."
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