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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 6:58 pm
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(August 20, 2014 at 6:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Most xtians are rapist paedophiles. That's because they take "suffer the little children to come unto me" just a little too literally.
Most xtians are drink drivers. That's because their god's blood is like 17% ABV and they're so wasted and deluded they trust Jesus to take the wheel.
Most xtians are serial murderers. That's because they don't see the value of this life and think that there's a better one to come, so they are on a mission to send as many people to the afterlife as they possibly can.
Most xtians have no morals and need to be told how not to behave by a book of fairy stories. This is because they are fucking stupid.
The list could go on and on for days of the negatives of being a xtian, but unlike the OP I'm not a fucking judgmental twat. The OP made no mention of Christians. But that didn't stop you from bashing Christians anyway. If I were Jesus, I'd say to hell with you.
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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 6:59 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 6:58 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: If I were Jesus, I'd say to hell with you. You mean you aren't?  hock:
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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 7:00 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 6:58 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: The OP made no mention of Christians. But that didn't stop you from bashing Christians anyway. If I were Jesus, I'd say to hell with you.
lol
Yesssss, my precious! Never miss an opportunity to bash those poor, poor, long suffering Christians and their beloved Best Friend Forever, Jesus!
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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 7:01 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 6:59 pm)ShaMan Wrote: (August 20, 2014 at 6:58 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: If I were Jesus, I'd say to hell with you. You mean you aren't? hock:
One way to find out:
Hey, Chad, Have you been nailed in Jerusalem?
j/k!
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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 7:08 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 7:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: Hey, Chad, Have you been nailed in Jerusalem? Perhaps not, but I suspect he's been board to death.
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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 7:21 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 7:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: (August 20, 2014 at 6:59 pm)ShaMan Wrote: You mean you aren't? hock:
One way to find out:
Hey, Chad, Have you been nailed in Jerusalem?
j/k!
Yeah, he got nailed after getting stoned.
And the arse is still a little tender,
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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 7:40 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 6:58 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: The OP made no mention of Christians. But that didn't stop you from bashing Christians anyway. If I were Jesus, I'd say to hell with you.
Oh fuck off and grow a pair, Chad. You're so far up yourself you can't see that I was using the OP's own strawman against him. But that didn't stop you from trying to score cheap points.
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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 7:41 pm
Actually I'd prefer any Greek God to that fuckhead jesus.
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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 8:03 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 6:02 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: (August 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm)greekGod Wrote: Most divorces occur amongst atheists. Religious couples have a temple/church/gathering to resort to.
Most grandparents in old folks home have Atheist adult children. In most religions it is customary to have the elders live amongst their community well into old age, they respect their wisdom and look after the young.
Most athiests put their children in daycare. That's because they don't have grandparents to look after them, or a religious background community.
Most atheists have little to live for and for their future descendants and offsprings. They do not pass on traditions and culture.
Most atheists are liberals. Liberalism is a plague and filled with propaganda lies. Teaching children that life is nothing more than a biological concept.
Atheists have no morals. The morals they follow are their overlord masters "Government" who set rules for them. Makes you wonder if government is a deity for them.
The list can go on and on for days of the negatives of being an atheist.
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RE: Atheism is the path to misery.
August 20, 2014 at 8:25 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm)greekGod Wrote: Most divorces occur amongst atheists. Religious couples have a temple/church/gathering to resort to.
Most grandparents in old folks home have Atheist adult children. In most religions it is customary to have the elders live amongst their community well into old age, they respect their wisdom and look after the young.
Most athiests put their children in daycare. That's because they don't have grandparents to look after them, or a religious background community.
Most atheists have little to live for and for their future descendants and offsprings. They do not pass on traditions and culture.
Most atheists are liberals. Liberalism is a plague and filled with propaganda lies. Teaching children that life is nothing more than a biological concept.
Atheists have no morals. The morals they follow are their overlord masters "Government" who set rules for them. Makes you wonder if government is a deity for them.
The list can go on and on for days of the negatives of being an atheist.
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