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You can't be gay in the US

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You can't be gay in the US
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#91
RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:28 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 4:59 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(September 9, 2014 at 12:01 pm)Exian Wrote: Hahaha Jesus Christ I'm losing it over here. Have all my kudos!!! Somebody do *emotiguy rolling on the floor losing his shit* for me. Goddammit that's rich.

Here you are, my good man.

ROFLOL
(September 9, 2014 at 11:56 am)ShaMan Wrote: [Image: ponda-baba.jpg]

Unfortunately, his high school yearbook read "Most likely to be a butthead" and his high school quote was replaced by a mean kid with "TOOOOOOT." No wonder he attacked Luke.

Let's bring back Mouthbutt. Maybe then we'll end this pointless fight over the fact that faggot originally referred to cigarettes. *Sigh*
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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#92
RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:29 pm
Exian, I tried to google it but all I found was this pen holder.

(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#93
RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:31 pm (This post was last modified: September 9, 2014 at 7:31 pm by Exian.)
baaahaha Yeah that's the good stuff.

Ok let's try this out:

ROFLOL
I fuckin nailed it *straight faced sunglasses guy*
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:32 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 7:31 pm)Exian Wrote: baaahaha Yeah that's the good stuff.

Ok let's try this out:

ROFLOL
I fuckin nailed it *straight faced sunglasses guy*

Cool Shades Wink Shades
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:34 pm
Mouthbutt miracle reports around the world.
It's even ending wars.
Mouthbutthotep shall be the name of the king
Mouthhedubutt shall be the name of the queen
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RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:35 pm (This post was last modified: September 9, 2014 at 7:38 pm by Exian.)
I googled it earlier and I don't think I could post what I got. It was like a weird toothed sphincter monster that was in a wooden picture frame.
(September 9, 2014 at 7:34 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: Mouthbutt miracle reports around the world.
It's even ending wars.
Mouthbutthotep shall be the name of the king
Mouthhedubutt shall be the name of the queen

His symbol shall be a brown eye of Horus.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:39 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 7:35 pm)Exian Wrote: I googled it earlier and I don't think I could post what I got. It was like a weird toothed sphincter monster that was in a wooden picture frame.

I saw that too but it was too creepy. I don't think it's against the rules but I'd definitely say hide tag it and put a warning first that it's icky. Lol
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:40 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 7:35 pm)Exian Wrote: I googled it earlier and I don't think I could post what I got. It was like a weird toothed sphincter monster that was in a wooden picture frame.
(September 9, 2014 at 7:34 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: Mouthbutt miracle reports around the world.
It's even ending wars.
Mouthbutthotep shall be the name of the king
Mouthhedubutt shall be the name of the queen

His symbol shall be a brown eye of Horus.

I got this when I googled Mouthbutt.

[Image: zWB8DxC.jpg]

Sounds about right, actually.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:41 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 12:10 pm)Keri Wrote: No clue. So tempting. Makes me wish I had a dick now.

That can be arranged. Wink Shades
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RE: You can't be gay in the US
September 9, 2014 at 7:53 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 6:51 pm)Diablo Wrote:
(September 9, 2014 at 6:41 pm)Keri Wrote: Yes, I did. It went a bit like this:

I posted, saying that I don't like the term faggot. and talking shit about meatballs
You posted a picture of someone being burnt at the stake.
Losty said she didn't get the joke to which that I clarified that it wasn't a joke and tried to explain my knowledge of the etymology of the term and Cthulhu Dreaming chimed it for extra clarification.Trying to deny it refers to gays
Then a video was posted from a comedian that grew up not knowing that faggot had anything to do with gay people. Not homophobic.There's no video
ShaMan posted something about turning sticks into bundles. I think he was making light of the older definition of the term. That's just homophobic
Then you started accusing people of being homophobic.

I'm sorry. I just don't see it.

Was I contributing to this homophobia that you claim?

Looks like it.

You seriously aren't accusing me of denying the term refers to gay men, are you?

Because if you are, get your reading comprehension checked.
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