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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 12:58 am
(September 25, 2014 at 2:20 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(September 25, 2014 at 2:14 pm)professor Wrote: No, him being homo is one of the clues that came out later on.

Should we evaluate the reliability of the source of this prophecy on Sept 27?

I've already evaluated it.

The prof is batshit.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:02 am
Prof,
A lot of people on this forum think you're batshit crazy. Do you think there's anything to this? Any cause for concern?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:02 am
(September 26, 2014 at 12:13 am)Jenny A Wrote:
(September 26, 2014 at 12:11 am)Esquilax Wrote: Yeah, it is super fascinating that the guy's logged on here at all today, given that he thinks it's his last 24 hours on earth. One would think that's time better spent with family- even if it's just in case!- or even just enjoying what the planet has to offer.Thinking

You forget he thinks he's getting a straight trip to heaven. Anything here has to be small potatoes. The kids on the other hand, yeah, you'd think he'd be spending time with them.

Even then, if I believed that I was going to be leaving my entire plane of existence, if I truly thought that after today I would no longer be able to visit the planet that I had spent my entire life on, there are some paths I'd like to walk again, some sights to see, just... it's fucking Earth, you know? Tongue

Is Prof so lacking in sentimentality that there's no place here he'd like to visit again before the end?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:22 am
You'll never guess who I've just had a visit from. That's right, the Prof in person. Well .. in some kind of spirit body actually. He took my hand and it was just like the movie Peter Pan. He flew me up to the giant ark. Yes way!!

It was wonderful, and there is room for everyone .. EVERYONE! Oh, the glory .. HALLE_FUCKIN_ULLAH! What do ya' say fella's? Wanna come up and check it out? And what of you, hot atheist chicks - there is still lots of room!! I'd really like to come inside with you.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:24 am
I sense an ark orgy about to break out.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:25 am
Quote:Is Prof so lacking in sentimentality that there's no place here he'd like to visit again before the end?


I'm sure there is a padded cell somewhere with his name on it.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:54 am (This post was last modified: September 26, 2014 at 1:56 am by Mystical.)
SIX MINUTES!!!


ETA: I just realized he's two hours ahead of me. He officially knows the world is not ending, at this point.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 3:44 am
So it seems I slept through the end of the world.... AGAIN!
Damn timezones!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 3:45 am (This post was last modified: September 26, 2014 at 3:48 am by Lucanus.)
Gg prof, now I hope you see what your clues were based on.

Hell, now THAT would be the end of the world.



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Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 3:47 am
Is it sad that everytime we get a live one like this, I have to disqualify them from being one of my family members?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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