That Day will come as a trap on all the world

[ShaMan]

Satan is coming in one of his forms within the AC.

Well at least he's bringing Air Conditioning.

[Cato]

The Bible tells us nothing about the gender of angels or even whether that have such a characteristic. When angels appear to people it is always in the form of men.

Zechariah 5:9 - Then I looked up--and there before me were two women, with the wind in their wings! They had wings like those of a stork, and they lifted up the basket between heaven and earth.

I suppose now you'll argue that this isn't a description of angels, but just women with functional wings. Difficult deciding which position is more absurd.

Extra-biblical accounts of angels are awash with female angels. I suppose this just means not all hallucinations are anatomically correct.

[Cyberman]

It's amazing how many of Camping's followers were convinced 100% it was going to happen but wouldn't sign over their property when asked . . .

Cribbed from my blog 'cos I'm lazy:

Last Sunday, during The Atheist Experience’s Easter-themed “Zombie Apocalypse” show, a caller who gave his name as Luca revealed that he had contacted Camping’s evangelical Family Radio Worldwide organisation to offer a donation of $10,000. However, there was a condition: if, on May 21, the world does not end, then on May 22 he will expect the money to be returned – plus 10% interest.

For some peculiar reason, they went off the idea at that point…

[Lucanus]

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Well Min, you asked for a prophecy date.
I am going to give you one.
I now have enough info to step out and declare it.
I have been looking for the day of Departure since I heard about it and read about it in the Bible over 40 years ago.
I always thought I was "Focused", now I found I have a touch of OCD.

Depending on the time zone you are in - the Rapture (the day no man knows- an idiom for Rosh Hashanah) will be within 24 hours of the 25th of September 2014.

The Tribulation began on my birthday in '08 with Obama's promise on national TV seen by 33 (highest # in the occult) million people- to CHANGE the nation and the world.
His covenant/promise was verified by the nation upon his election.

Just as the Jews were given a choice at the "Trial" of Jesus, in the same way- America chose the criminal.
Don't blame God. He was involved with the choice but He did not make it.

(Nearly no one in Christendom grasps that we are currently IN the Trib.
The teaching among those who actually believe the bible (rather than the lies of tradition) is that 7 year period begins with the Departure.)

In the book of Daniel, the false Messiah is prophesied to CHANGE the laws, note that Mr. Obama's platform in '08 was a single word- CHANGE. He has been changing laws illegally via executive order since elected.

On the Five Doves website there was supposition that something big should occur on Oct 29 of the election year, because they had dialed back 7 biblical years from Sept 23 2015 Yom Kippor.
I think they were calculating back from their projected date of the 2nd Coming.
There are a couple of numbers geniuses on the Doves- I just listen.
So when Oct.29 (my birth day) passed with just O's infomercial - one of the guys said- "could this have been the "Covenant with many?"-
We started looking intently at Daniel, there was no mention of Israel - the commonly held co-joiner of the covenant.
The deal/ agreement/ covenant was indeed with many - millions and O.

Interesting to me that my anniversary at work is the 22nd of Sept and being that Y.K. 2015 begins the evening before-
that would be on my hire date.
My clock number at work for all these decades has been 501- the same as the gematria of BHO in Hebrew.
Not a co-incidence.
I have come to understand my destiny was to reveal his destiny and the truth of the Gospel.

The spark for this crazy post began last week.
The gnawing perception was in my mind, that this is Noah's second day- just as he went UP over the coming flood- so are those who are accounted righteous - going UP over the disasters of the conclusion of this age.

My thoughts were- there is not enough time left for 7 years. 3 and a half years do not fit because Jesus is fulfilling the FALL feasts ( moed/ rehearsals)- not the spring feasts that were fulfilled 2000 years ago.
There are 3 feasts to be fulfilled- Rosh Hashanah is next.
Idioms from Judiasim- Trumpets/ the day no man knows/ the day of judgement/ the day of the awakening blast/ the hidden day/ the opening of the gates/ the day of the last trump/ the day of coronation of the King/ the wedding of Messiah.

Part of the above paragraph is common knowledge among those of us who are "Watching" but that was not enough for me to post this.
Confirmation came over the weekend via a couple of internet related sources that this year is the year I have been waiting for all this time.

The Rapture / Resurrection will begin the great Harvest that is the end of the age.
I was praying yesterday that justice and truth comes to the terrorists - ISIL and the word came to me- no- These wicked ones are gathering together- they have made their final choice and will be exterminated soon.
The typical method of God's communication w/ me is perception and the bible, occasionally a word.
Some people get dreams/words/ visions, synchronistic signs.
There is always an element of faith involved though (I would prefer it to be like you guys, right out/direct/face to face), but that is the way it is.

What is coming is not the end of the world.
The world never ends - it does get new management.

What we see going on is not false labor- the ever increasing earthquakes, the evil of Islam exposed, mass animal fish and bird die offs, the AC and FP are here, on and on it goes, are the real labor pains.

Half the professing Christians do not go up with the Heavenly Bridegroom.
He takes all the little ones too- flower children I suppose.

This post is your second invitation here on AF to enter the Ark- Jesus.

Both the ark of Noah and the body of Jesus had an opening in the side.
The blood of Jesus which flowed from His side made our Redemption possible.
There is still time for each of you to enter the ark and miss what is coming, but if you don't, please be a part of His harvest dead ahead.

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Hasn't anyone published this gem on FSTDT yet? I think I'm gonna...

[Cyberman]

My total motivation here at AF is my hearers make the wise choice.

In other words, you have no intention in discussion and debate - the bread and butter of a discussion forum - and instead are here to preach?

I love it when they give a signed confession.

Even though some of the banter here is very funny, I am not playing any games with you.

The truly sad part is you probably believe that's true.

[Losty]

Wait a minute. Angels must be female if they have to love god, otherwise they'd be gay which is forbidden. So if they fancied human women they must be gay anyway, which proves that all angels are gay. I think.

The Bible tells us nothing about the gender of angels or even whether that have such a characteristic. When angels appear to people it is always in the form of men.

I disagree

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Hey prof, can we get an extension? I have an appointment on the 25th that I would really like to keep.

[JesusHChrist]

Prof hasn't responded to my deal.

JHC wonders why not? Seems fair enough.

If no rapture occurs on or within 24 hours of Sept. 25th, prof agrees to admit he is very very wrong, a naughty, naughty boy, and to seek mental health counseling.

If the rapture does occur, Prof can fly over here in his angel-mobile and slit my throat with his Jesus sword.

Per the Holy Babble, god has his minions kill one quarter of the population of the Earth - several billion - with a sword, famine, disease or wild animals (how Roman-esque)!

Go Yahweh/Jesus/Ghost! Badass mofo deity! No more mister nice guy! Nosireebob!

http://www.thebricktestament.com/revelat...6_08b.html




So, Prof, we have a deal?

Hint - I ain't sceered of no Holy Ghost.

[Jackalope]

I'll make a counterproposal:

if the rapture does indeed demonstrably occur on September 25th +/- 24 hours, professor can pay me a visit, and as proof that he did so, he can post my home address (which is currently known to no one, as I have not moved in yet). Assuming, I'm able, I'll publicly post that indeed, prof was right and I was wrong.

If professor does not fulfill his part of the bargain, he is to seek professional psychological help, after he posts acknowledgment here that he was wrong.

Do we have a deal, prof?

[Little lunch]

Schizophrenia, professor, possibly.
Your starting to go above and beyond what is called for in normal theist brainwashing.
What about your other conspiracy predictions?
They must be wrong. You might be wrong about everything, hey?

[ShaMan]

This is actually sad. I have a buddy who is into all of this stuff, and he actually believes it. It's one thing to see it online, it's quite another to come face to face with it in someone you care about