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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
The Valkyrie Offline
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#171
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:28 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 9:25 pm)Natachan Wrote:
(September 4, 2014 at 9:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: Think of yourself as special.

Many people have imaginary friends.

Few have imaginary enemies.

Speak for yourself. The army of ninja penguins I used to destroy my enemies 10 years ago has come back seeking vengeance.

It always astounds me that rapture nuts assume they are going to be among the saved. What makes them think this?

My cyborg unicorn army can handle any penguins.

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#172
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:32 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 9:32 pm by Chad32.)
(September 4, 2014 at 9:23 pm)professor Wrote: Chad, the standard IS impossible.
The OT was partly given to show it. In the face of that- the price of Redemption was paid.
We are responsible to take it.
It is not my design, I am only a messenger.
I am not a game player, but at times I think it helps to look at life as a game in which the rules require you to find the rules, that is not contradictory.
It is the nature of God to hide things and the nature of kings to find them out.
Be a king.

I do not accept the blood of an innocent to pay for my crimes. I do not accept eternal torture, as most mainstream christians view hell, as proportional punishment. I do not accept the idea of punishing people for something they have no control over.

I cannot in good conscience accept those terms. Your god doesn't understand Human beings.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#173
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:33 pm
A single penguin could kick your cyborg unicorn army's ass. Penguins have the element of disguise. They are not what they seem.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#174
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:33 pm
Humpf!

One touch from the fsm's noodly appendage would set any penguin or unicorn army on its collective ass.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:34 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 9:33 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Humpf!

One touch from the fsm's noodly appendage would set any penguin or unicorn army on its collective ass.

Now, that's just silly!

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 9:35 pm by Losty.)
(September 4, 2014 at 9:33 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Humpf!

One touch from the fsm's noodly appendage would set any penguin or unicorn army on its collective ass.

Well cha but that's 'cause the FSM is god. I mean...there's really no match...
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:35 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 9:33 pm)Losty Wrote: A single penguin could kick your cyborg unicorn army's ass. Penguins have the element of disguise. They are not what they seem.

The only ones that are a threat are Emperor Penguins. But they're really emus in disguise

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:35 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 4, 2014 at 9:33 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Humpf!

One touch from the fsm's noodly appendage would set any penguin or unicorn army on its collective ass.

Now, that's just silly!

Tongue

No it's true I've seen proofs
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#179
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:35 pm
They're NINJA penguins. You'll never see them coming.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:38 pm
Looks like me and my army of potato peelers are having penguin, emu and unicorn pasta for lunch.
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