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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 11:34 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Beccs Wrote: (September 4, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Hmmm. 21 days and counting. . . . What do we get if you're wrong Professor? Because you will be wrong.
A short respite until the NEXT doomsday prophecy.
I wish someone would be original
Sorry it's hard to be original about the end of the world. It's been to often.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 8:48 am
(September 4, 2014 at 9:51 pm)professor Wrote: Oh Beccs, he said - "Watch". He also said, "Because you have kept the word of my patience- I will keep you from (eck- out of/ from) the hour of testing that is coming upon the whole earth- to test them. Sounds familiar....
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 9:37 am
(September 3, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: (Composing myself after the hilarity of reading 5 pages)
I will make you guys a 2 part deal-
If the Rapture (the CHANGING instantly from mortal to immortal- cheating the undertaker) does not happen on Rosh Hashanah this year, Sept 2014. I will make you guys happy and be done with AF permanently.
I will admit to you guys in one last post that I am an ass.
Part II- If it comes, and I come back after the wedding (I heard a rumor some of us are coming back to help in the Harvest) I am coming to make personal visits to you guys.
I won't need names and addresses, transportation or doors.
I will look about 25, 5ft 7.5 (I'll have that 1/2 inch back from getting injured and older), wt. 138 (loosing a pound or 2), dirty blond hair and maybe a fu-manchu.
Typical of the Rapture / Resurrection body Jesus now has, those who make the Departure will be indestructible and strong as a box car full of gorillas.
Everybody that left will come back at the 2nd Coming.
At that time, the final rescue of Israel and believers will occur and the annihilation of the armies of the antichrist in the valley of Armageddon occurs. This will be immediately after the completion of year 6000 from the beginning of years- the 120th Jubilee/ 2015.
De we have a deal?
Min- you are first on the list I have been thinking about.
Now for questions-
I had no idea this post would generate much of a response, so I purposely laid back. Normally, I am at work anyway, but took a day off and posted this morning.
No I am not a Poe (until joining here I had never heard of one before, I thought it must have something to do with ravens).
Mods, please don't ban this crazy motherporker. I want to see if he really admits to being an ass and swears off AF after his prophecy fails or if he's just a liar like most theists.
I predict he'll either:
1. Weasel out of the date-specific prediction (perhaps in this very thread)
OR
2. Post on or about September 26, saying something about the devil having deceived him and then, IF he claims in that same post to be off this forum permanently, he'll simply resurrect himself at AF through a sock-puppet account.
Anyway, I'm subscribing to this thread. It's comedy gold!
(I know. I know. It's not nice to laugh at mentally ill people. But I can't help myself. The debbil made me do it.)
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 9:56 am
Trolling right? I'm new to this forum and forums in general, but this is that trolling I've heard about, right? I don't live on a planet with a real person like this.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 9:59 am
(September 5, 2014 at 9:56 am)Exian Wrote: Trolling right? I'm new to this forum and forums in general, but this is that trolling I've heard about, right? I don't live on a planet with a real person like this.
Is it trolling, probably. But....unless you're living on some other planet, you most certainly do live on a planet with people like this.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 10:19 am
(September 5, 2014 at 9:56 am)Exian Wrote: Trolling right? I'm new to this forum and forums in general, but this is that trolling I've heard about, right? I don't live on a planet with a real person like this.
Hard to say if this is a troll or not. The "prof" may actually believe Jesus and Friends are comin' down to Earth to have a high old time slaughtering the unbelievers. Positively orgasmic for some of the Christ-folk.
Meet Jeebus in the flesh? Oh YEAH! But, what will I wear and should I do my hair differently? Just swords or will an AR be OK?
And then there is all that nasty unbeliever blood to consider....
I'm sure Jeez has thought all this through.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 10:26 am
He is not a troll. His symptoms of idiocy and lunacy are too elaborate to be faked.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 10:29 am
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(September 5, 2014 at 9:37 am)Thackerie Wrote: Anyway, I'm subscribing to this thread. It's comedy gold!
Really??? In my perception, the longer it goes on, the sadder it becomes. This kid is obviously about 15 years old (yeah, I know his profile says 60+), and the idea that anyone that young has been turned into this kind of hateful psychopath disturbs and depresses me.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 10:31 am
(September 5, 2014 at 10:26 am)Chuck Wrote: He is not a troll. His symptoms of idiocy and lunacy are too elaborate to be faked.
As of his latest post it's looking more & more like paranoid schizophrenia.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 10:33 am
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2014 at 10:33 am by Exian.)
I just can't even wrap my head around this. He sounds coherent. What sort of experiences would lead a seemingly sane person to these conclusions? Makes me wonder if I would do any better in his shoes. Poor guy.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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