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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 11:58 am)professor Wrote: I always thought I was "Focused", now I found I have a touch of OCD.
Yes, we've all suspected that you were "focused" as well.

And by focused, I mean batshit insane.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#22
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
It's eerie how he hasn't responded. Do you think he already... no, it couldn't be. Tongue
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#23
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm)Chuck Wrote: And you will stop being a Christian should that prophecy fail to come true?
How can it not come true?

If any major event occurs within that 24 hour time period, it will be 'evidence' that it happened.

If nothing happens in that 24 hour time period, it will just show that the transition was spiritual and invisible.

I used to be a JW. I've heard this crap a million times, and so far, every single 'end' or 'rapture' prediction has batted zero.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 1:06 pm)LostLocke Wrote:
(September 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm)Chuck Wrote: And you will stop being a Christian should that prophecy fail to come true?
How can it not come true?

If any major event occurs within that 24 hour time period, it will be 'evidence' that it happened.

If nothing happens in that 24 hour time period, it will just show that the transition was spiritual and invisible.

I used to be a JW. I've heard this crap a million times, and so far, every single 'end' or 'rapture' prediction has batted zero.

Yes, but one day they will be right and then you'll be sorry. Oh, wait, everyone will be dead...

Cool Shades
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 12:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 3, 2014 at 12:06 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: $20 says 9/27 there will be excuses...

Only $20? Big Grin


What's the difference? When have you you known fundamentalists pay up when losing a bet on prophecy?
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#26
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I knew this thread would be a barrel of laughs the moment I opened it, but to actually set a date? That clinches it. Big Grin

It used to shock me that people would actually say things like this seriously, but now...I guess you could say I've been desensitized.

Twenty two days from now? The suspense (for the follow up thread) is killing me already!
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#27
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 1:26 pm)Chuck Wrote: When have you you known fundamentalists pay up when losing a bet on prophecy?
No, no, no! You've interpreted it incorrectly. It still happened, you just need 'spiritual eyes' to see it Angel
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#28
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world



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Thanks Prof!

Quote: Both the ark of Noah and the body of Jesus had an opening in the side.
The blood of Jesus which flowed from His side made our Redemption possible.

Wait. I didn't read far enough! There is it! That whole hole in the side thing is enough for me! Sell the house Ethel! We's a gonna see Jeebus!

Quote:There is still time for each of you to enter the ark and miss what is coming, but if you don't, please be a part of His harvest dead ahead.

I'd like to request a berth away from the animals please, upper deck por favor.

I think this get on the ark business requires a getting-it-on, on the ark!

Orgy time!
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#29
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 11:58 am)professor Wrote: Depending on the time zone you are in - the Rapture (the day no man knows- an idiom for Rosh Hashanah) will be within 24 hours of the 25th of September 2014.

Does not the fictional piece of work also declare that man knows not when Jesus' second coming will occur? Therefore, you are full of shit.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#30
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 1:37 pm)Kitanetos Wrote: Therefore, you are full of shit.
And not just THERE for.
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