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That Day will come as a trap on all the world

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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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#901
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 5:54 am
I went to college today, there were no professors, lectures or anything. The end is nigh **crying emoticon**
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 5:58 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2014 at 5:59 am by Little lunch.)
That was heaps fun professor.
When's the next rapture due?
New thread would probably be best.
And don't forget your donation. :-)
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 7:29 am
Today's the Day !! So excited
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 7:35 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I've been left behind. =(
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 7:49 am
(September 25, 2014 at 7:35 am)whateverist Wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I've been left behind. =(

I think we all have. Only the Professor seems to be absent Thinking
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 7:51 am
Hi Fidel, as per post #1:
Within 24 hours of the 25th.
Right or wrong, I would do it all over again (but won't)- it has been a lot of fun.
"D" day is supper on Friday, Eastern Standard Time.
If I am still here then, I will proceed with Donation and Departure from AF.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 7:56 am
(September 24, 2014 at 7:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, apparently there's going to be a big bang

What time do we start? I'll try not to be late, but I have an important appointment today. Blush
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 8:01 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2014 at 8:02 am by RobbyPants.)
(September 25, 2014 at 7:29 am)vodkafan Wrote: Today's the Day !! So excited

Holy fuck! I have so much left to do!

Or did you mean that today is the day that excuses will be made?
(September 25, 2014 at 7:56 am)Losty Wrote:
(September 24, 2014 at 7:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, apparently there's going to be a big bang

What time do we start? I'll try not to be late, but I have an important appointment today. Blush

You'd better not be late. If it's just me and a bunch of dudes standing around, I'm gonna be pissed.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 8:05 am
(September 25, 2014 at 12:15 am)Minimalist Wrote: Did fuckface get sucked up to heaven yet?
Apparently, Jesus filed for an extension. At first, Yahweh was like "what do you need a longer dick for?" Then he understood what Jesus was actually asking for. He laughed nervously, said "I knew that" and signed the paperwork.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 8:24 am
Quote: I'm gonna be pissed.

I wouldn't, unless you're talking about Urolagnia
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