That Day will come as a trap on all the world

[The Valkyrie]

Anyone up for a 3 week long orgy?

Are you prepared to put your mouth where your money is?

In her bag?

[Losty]

Losty, I know you are playing me.
But still no takers on my deal?

I don't know what you mean? I am playing you? If you mean I am having a laugh at you....you're probably right. Though I still wouldn't turn down the 3 week orgy. You can come if you promise not to be creepy.

What was the deal? Are you going to tell me the location of your pantry in case I get left behind?

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Anyone up for a 3 week long orgy?

Are you prepared to put your mouth where your money is?

I'm not sure. It depends on whether or not you're coming I guess

[The Valkyrie]

Losty, I know you are playing me.
But still no takers on my deal?

I don't know what you mean? I am playing you? If you mean I am having a laugh at you....you're probably right. Though I still wouldn't turn down the 3 week orgy. You can come if you promise not to be creepy.

What was the deal? Are you going to tell me the location of your pantry in case I get left behind?

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Are you prepared to put your mouth where your money is?

I'm not sure. It depends on whether or not you're coming I guess

It's amazing how many of Camping's followers were convinced 100% it was going to happen but wouldn't sign over their property when asked . . .

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Hmm...I wonder how much unsecured debt I can accumulate between now that Der Tag...

Boru

[Tonus]

The word translated "Caught up" is the word - harpaso (spelled something like that), it means -snatched.

Is there any truth to the rumor that back in those days, it was a colloquial term equivalent to "balls deep"?

Just curious.

[JesusHChrist]

I will make you guys a 2 part deal-
If the Rapture (the CHANGING instantly from mortal to immortal- cheating the undertaker) does not happen on Rosh Hashanah this year, Sept 2014. I will make you guys happy and be done with AF permanently.
I will admit to you guys in one last post that I am an ass.

I have a better idea Prof.

Why not just admit you are utterly, dead, completely, irrevocably wrong.

Turn away from this brain-rotting bullshit you seem so much to enjoy, and let the light of reason into that addled brain case of yours?

Your rapture will not come to pass bud. Not now. Not ever. Ponder what that means.

[Losty]

(Composing myself after the hilarity of reading 5 pages)
I will make you guys a 2 part deal-
If the Rapture (the CHANGING instantly from mortal to immortal- cheating the undertaker) does not happen on Rosh Hashanah this year, Sept 2014. I will make you guys happy and be done with AF permanently.
I will admit to you guys in one last post that I am an ass.

Part II- If it comes, and I come back after the wedding (I heard a rumor some of us are coming back to help in the Harvest) I am coming to make personal visits to you guys.
I won't need names and addresses, transportation or doors.
I will look about 25, 5ft 7.5 (I'll have that 1/2 inch back from getting injured and older), wt. 138 (loosing a pound or 2), dirty blond hair and maybe a fu-manchu.
Typical of the Rapture / Resurrection body Jesus now has, those who make the Departure will be indestructible and strong as a box car full of gorillas.

Everybody that left will come back at the 2nd Coming.
At that time, the final rescue of Israel and believers will occur and the annihilation of the armies of the antichrist in the valley of Armageddon occurs. This will be immediately after the completion of year 6000 from the beginning of years- the 120th Jubilee/ 2015.

De we have a deal?
Min- you are first on the list I have been thinking about.

Now for questions-
I had no idea this post would generate much of a response, so I purposely laid back. Normally, I am at work anyway, but took a day off and posted this morning.

No I am not a Poe (until joining here I had never heard of one before, I thought it must have something to do with ravens).

I will accept this deal on 1 condition. Regardless of what happens do not, I repeat, do not visit me at my house or in the town I live.

[ShaMan]

Are you prepared to put your mouth where your money is?

I'm not sure. It depends on whether or not you're coming I guess

I doubt I'd even watch. Monogamy is my biggest turn-on, and watching something so contrary to my nature would be uncomfortable for me.

Now, a few years back... I'd have ruled the feast!

[professor]

Hi JHC, kinda early for throwing in the towel. I mean- I only posted this morning.

beccs, I may be crazy but I am not stupid.

Boru, it would be wise to not play games with some of the most evil organizations on the planet- banks.

Losty. no deal, however I will be bringing a present.

[Dawsonite]

I have stocked my pantry for my left-behind kids, have increased my real money put- away with them, and where they know it's location.

You mean "where they know its location."

A racist should always run a grammar checker on his rapture predictions.