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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:42 pm
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(September 3, 2014 at 7:36 pm)professor Wrote: Hi JHC, kinda early for throwing in the towel. I mean- I only posted this morning.
You misunderstand prof. A suitable time after your rapture day comes and goes without hide nor hair of Jesus and friends, I would suggest to you, as a mental health professional might, isn't it time to take stock and reevaluate how you came to believe something so sincerely/deeply, and then have it not come to pass?
This morning and the timing of your post has nothing to do with what I said.
If the rapture occurs, you can be the first to slit my throat during the "Harvest" if that's what gets Jesus off.
So, my deal is admit you are horribly off the rails; perhaps consider seeking professional help.
or,
you and your Jesus army can slit my throat. Video tape it and put it on godtube.com for all of the faithful to watch in Heaven. 
Deal?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:44 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:36 pm)professor Wrote: Losty. no deal, however I will be bringing a present. Not at all creepy 
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:44 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:36 pm)professor Wrote: Hi JHC, kinda early for throwing in the towel. I mean- I only posted this morning.
beccs, I may be crazy but I am not stupid.
Boru, it would be wise to not play games with some of the most evil organizations on the planet- banks.
Losty. no deal, however I will be bringing a present.
I hope you're really invincible then, because I don't have any guns but if you show up uninvited I will most likely empty a can of pepper spray in your face.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:45 pm
Good luck, bub. Of course no one will change their perspective based on your wild claims. All I ask is you genuinely try to become more humble regarding all your religious claims after this fiasco. Preface all your religious claims from then forward with "..in my humble opinion". Be quick to acknowledge that everyone is in just as good a position to believe as they do as you are. Worry less about winning points with god and more about earning respect from non-believers and those who believe differently than you do.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:47 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Losty Wrote: (September 3, 2014 at 7:36 pm)professor Wrote: Hi JHC, kinda early for throwing in the towel. I mean- I only posted this morning.
beccs, I may be crazy but I am not stupid.
Boru, it would be wise to not play games with some of the most evil organizations on the planet- banks.
Losty. no deal, however I will be bringing a present.
I hope you're really invincible then, because I don't have any guns but if you show up uninvited I will most likely empty a can of pepper spray in your face.
I've had creepy guys offer me their "present" before!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:49 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:47 pm)Beccs Wrote: I've had creepy guys offer me their "present" before!
Usually, at the Amtrak station, I insist on payment before any "presents" are shown. $50 minimum!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:49 pm
Am I lucky or what? I've only been a member here for a couple of days, and a racist troll hands me a gift like this!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:54 pm
I talked with my christian wife, who tells me that this is BS. If she says it, I believe it 
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:55 pm
Man are you guys off target.
JHC, God's purpose is Life.
You got the devil and God mixed up. It is Satan's troops RIGHT NOW that are doing what you describe.
Losty, you guys who deny the supernatural are in my sights- to instruct and bless.
See, the supernatural is coming on 2 fronts.
We know the AC and FP will be doing their wonders. I do not want anyone to be sucked in to them- they are headed for the lake of fire. You cannot follow them.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:56 pm
It seems presumptuous to me that humans can know the mind of an all powerful being and when he will decide to destroy life as we know it.
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