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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
In any event, what you hold in belief is neither here nor there. What you can demonstrate to be true is all that counts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(September 8, 2014 at 4:08 pm)professor Wrote: Sorry guys, in Heaven there is masculine and feminine.
No sex escapades in heaven, then again, there's no sex in hell either.

You have no way of actually knowing any of this. You just pull things out of your ass. Sad, really.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
It's like heavy metal music, which I love.
The most absurd lyrics, but sung and played with such conviction.
Those of us who find the professor entertaining have our reasons. :-)
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(September 10, 2014 at 9:42 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Lot was such a good bloke too. Trying to save angels by offering his daughters to a mob of sexual perverts, good thinking.
His wife was pure evil though. How dare she look back when told not to.
She deserved to become a table condiment.

Lot's wife is a misunderstood character. She was the only decent one in the whole bunch and this is shown by her reaching a complete state of purification by becoming a pillar of salt. All of the offerings had to include a measure of salt. New born babies were rubbed with salt and oil. Salt was used as a preservative and as a instrument of purification, even turning bad water into good water.

When Lot's wife achieved a state of perfection it was symbolized by her becoming a pillar of salt. She was spared the debauchery of Lot and his skanky daughters. While the story might make it seem that she was punished she was actually rewarded and the salt symbolism indicates that she had achieved perfection.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
professor Wrote:Part II- If it comes, and I come back after the wedding (I heard a rumor some of us are coming back to help in the Harvest) I am coming to make personal visits to you guys.
I won't need names and addresses, transportation or doors.
I will look about 25
, 5ft 7.5 (I'll have that 1/2 inch back from getting injured and older), wt. 138 (loosing a pound or 2), dirty blond hair and maybe a fu-manchu.
Typical of the Rapture / Resurrection body Jesus now has, those who make the Departure will be indestructible and strong as a box car full of gorillas.


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Phase I

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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I've read the first page and the last.
It brought a smile to my face when I saw the profs posts kudo'd by Drich! (Who would have thought)
Them two are a tag team made in heaven! hehe

2 likeminded geniuses ...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Luckie, brilliant. That is so close to the professor with a Fu Manchu that I imagined, just slightly blonder.
Professor, I can't wait for visit. :-)
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 11, 2014 at 4:13 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:


Lot's daughters were virgins when he offered them up to be gang raped to save two guys he thought were angels. It's hardly fair to call them skanks.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I think he is referring to what happened afterwards. Lot's daughters decided that in order to continue the family line, they would get him drunk and sleep with him. They did this on consecutive nights, one daughter each night. The story (Genesis 19:30-38) makes sure that we understand that the blame for this falls squarely on the daughters by telling us that on each occasion, Lot "was not aware of" what was happening.

Maybe "skanks" isn't the right word. I guess it's accurate to call them "rapists." And why not? Lot had offered them up for gang-rape to spare his angelic guests not long before, so perhaps they felt that rape had its virtuous uses.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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(September 3, 2014 at 11:58 am)professor Wrote: This post is your second invitation here on AF to enter the Ark- Jesus.

Both the ark of Noah and the body of Jesus had an opening in the side.
The blood of Jesus which flowed from His side made our Redemption possible.
There is still time for each of you to enter the ark and miss what is coming, but if you don't, please be a part of His harvest dead ahead.

I don't get how becoming a Christian would add you to the ark...it's obvious you're doing it out of pressure to avoid death. Even the Qur'an states that conversion to Islam should not be done under pressure. It must be out of free will.

I don't see where free will comes into play here, so the conversion will be shit, and, according to your theory, one probably won't join the ark even if he converts, because his conversion will not be a fruit of belief and love for Jesus, but merely a product of fear.
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