That Day will come as a trap on all the world

[Cyberman]

Stop making prophecies - you'll upset the union.

[professor]

Good morning, some of us real far out ones (Rapture Centric is the tag they concocted) have said we will be leaving some days before the "World Wide Rapture".
I don't know about it other than - sounds great to me.
So If my 'puter goes dead on this end before the 25th. you will know where I went.
I WILL be back ( I know just how glad and giddy that makes u feel).
Either to make my humble exit or make house calls.

[Whateverist]

So If my 'puter goes dead on this end before the 25th. you will know where I went.

I'm guessing someplace with soft walls and huggy jackets.

[Cyberman]

Professor, if you've signed up with some kind of Heaven's Gate thing, do yourself a favour and get out now. You want to live to regret it, don't you?

[Anomalocaris]

Good morning, some of us real far out ones (Rapture Centric is the tag they concocted) have said we will be leaving some days before the "World Wide Rapture".
I don't know about it other than - sounds great to me.
So If my 'puter goes dead on this end before the 25th. you will know where I went.
I WILL be back ( I know just how glad and giddy that makes u feel).
Either to make my humble exit or make house calls.

So you will break your promise to never return when, not if, your prophecy fails.

[Exian]

O has most of the government in the palm of his hand? This must be how he's able to get anything at all done with minimal administration lag, huh?

Here's my conspiracy:

"What's a wookie?"

"Chewbacca, brah!"

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa, say that again!"

"Chewbacca, brah?"

"Chewbacca brah!....Chupacabra!"

Think about it prof.

[JesusHChrist]

What happened to RobZombieforJesus?

I was hoping he'd sing a little "Living Dead Girl" for us.

Meanwhile, the Rupture at the End of the World draws nigh! Yeehaw!

[Mr Greene]

I'll be in Blackpool, apparently fighting off zombies.

Interesting... I've already arranged to be in Ellesmere Port fighting off Nazis... 15mm tall Nazis!
Za Stalina!

[professor]

Ah Stimbo, you forgot, one group cheats the undertaker= no death.
We call it "Translation". Hey, you're invited.
You can make the spiritual shift later, but the Rapture train will have left already.

I want to address something that, I think it was Rythm who brought it up-
We have a process called a "Patent" for the protection of the owner of an idea.
To keep the value of what he created unto himself.
This is the closest I can consider in humanistic (how'd you like that word?) terms to the Creator of all things.
It is by reason of ownership that Christ Jesus can come here and posses not only His inheritance but the work of His hands.
The one who creates is the one with the ownership.

The three great sins of America which are flaunted in God's face every moment of the day are:
1) The rejection of the Creator God
2) Abortion
3) The promotion of the homosexual agenda

The second two proceed from the first.
At some point, the many raised fists aimed upward are going to provoke a response. In a way, it has already begun, the occupant of the white house (intent on destroying the nation) is a judgment which was actually CHOSEN by the majority of the people.

Hang on baby- that light at the end of the tunnel has a hundred freight cars behind it.
This is not only coming to America, most of the nations played follow the leader.

[One Above All]

professor, I sense that your "homosexual agenda" BS stems from the fact that you desperately want some, and are jealous that homosexuals get it and you don't. That's alright. I can introduce you to a few of my homosexual friends if you'd like. Got several heterosexual ones too, and even a couple of bisexual ones (one male and one female, though they're both taken).
Or you can talk to me. I'm bisexual myself, as well as an advocate for equal rights (regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or religious views). Surely you must know much more than I do about myself, since you know all about Obama after having heard his voice and seen his face on TV. You've read my words, so it won't be quite as accurate as seeing me, but it should suffice.